bartender (one piece x reader)

dix-sept

I woke up to see that everyone was gloomy or pissed "what's up your asses" i say walking in the kitchen "we have no money or food left" shanks says frowning "that means no alcohol" yasopp says pissed "no shit you guys spend everything on parties" i say crossing my arms "benn said the same thing he even crossed his arms" shanks says "you guys do realize that your pirates right" i say "yea so" lucky roo says frowning "Idiots you could just steal some money it won't make a difference" i say questioning their logic "That's a good idea" shanks says "yea because i thought of it not you" i say smirking proudly "is it just me or have you gotten weirdly confident" yasopp says or asks i'm not to sure "we'll go to a casino so no one will suspect a thing then we cheat, take the money then go" i say proudly "where will we find a casino in the middle of the ocean" hongo asks "there's one that i've heard rumors about but i don't remember the name of it" i say "all i know is that there's a lot of money and gold there so don't question me any further damnit" i say "okay okay but even if how would we find it" lime juice asks "it's a casino on a boat it can't be that hard to find also NO MORE QUESTIONS" i say getting pissed "ok then, were going to the casino" shanks says "i already said that dimwit" i says hitting the back of his head "okay geez" shanks says "i'm gonna guess that the casino is north but not to much because of the navy and what not" i say trying to imagine a map of the red line "so we go north from here" yasopp says "no north west" i say "you just said north though" yasopp says "well yes but that would be to predictable and going east from here would make us enter the east blue rather then if we go west theres i higher chance of us finding it" i say "okay then north west it is" yasopp says stearing the ship that way

It took us about 6 hours but we found it "WELCOME TO GRAN TESORO" an announcer says as it rams gold "holy crap this place is huge" yasopp says hopping off the ship "you can say that again" shanks say helping me get off the ship "welcome to gran tesoro vips i'll be your host for the night call me baccarat" a red head says "we're vips?" benn says confused "any pirate with a bounty or the navy are vips" she says showing us a book of bounties with our faces "that's kinda creepy to be honest" i say "be nice y/n" benn says even though i can tell he agreed with me "come on we'll drive over to downtown" baccarat says hopping into a car thing with turtles "where's the casino" i ask as we drive around "it's up the street but we have to get you ready for that first since it is for vips after all" she says handing us a bunch of black clothes "this is on the card as well right" i ask knowing that no one else will other than benn "yup all you have to do is win back everything" she says "okay then" i say leaving to change (photo) "okay money time" i say happily "your weirdly happy" shanks says "the more money the more clothes" i say happily "oh yea you never got the chance to pack your stuff" shanks says laughing "the casino is this way here's some 20,000 berries to start you off" baccarat says while some guy opens a case "i dibs half" i say taking the case "hell no" shanks says taking a hand full and running off with lucky roo and the others making me chase after them "what the heck is that" i say looking at a bright red car "hop in kid" yasopp says sittig in the front "fine but only if i get to drive" i say pushing him out the driver seat "i'm coming to" shanks says getting in the back with benn "you do know how to drive right" benn ask "it can't be that hard" i say smirking "and i heard the guy at the front say that you can win a lot of money" i says "ON YOUR MARKS" the announcer says "no time to think" i say "GET SET GOOOOO" the announcer says making me step on it "get out my fucking way" i say picking up the pase "you really want that money huh" shanks says "i love money" i say passing a car "yasopp can you shot that tire" i say pointing to the guy behind us "sure but why" he says "to make sure he doesn't catch back up" i says "okay then" yasopp says shooting the alive hell out of the car which ends in it blowing up "that's what i'm talking about" i say smirking "it's a good thing i wasn't with them" shanks says "hold on there's a turn coming up" i say speeding up "shouldn't you slow down then" benn says holding on tight "don't worry i got this" i say turning at full speed making us tie for first "how did that work" benn says shocked "i'ma physics master" i say "i believe that" shanks says "shanks could you jump in the car beside us take them out and come back" i ask matching speed with the car near us "yea no problem" he says jumping over to there car "ben yasopp get the people behind us" i says "yes captain y/n" yasopp says smiling and hopping in the back "oy n/n i need to get back in" shanks says "jump" i say speeding up "what" he say "trust me" i say "if i die it's on you" shanks says jumping in the car while i turn the car making him land in the front seat "told you" i say speeding up "holy crap that was cool" shanks says smiling "we're about to win" i say pushing the car to the max making us win

"MONEYYYY" i yell taking the chips from the lady "i didn't know you could drive like that" lucky roo says walking over to us "i love money" i say smiling brightly "wow i've never seen you smile like that before" hongo say smirking "only if i had a camera oh wait i do" lime juice say taking a picture of me "this may be the only picture of y/n smiling we'll ever see" hongo says dramatically "assholes lets go make more money" i say smirking and walking away