Leafy: I sure do love driving!
[Leafy is bad at driving because she never took driver's ed. Well, to be fair, none of the other characters seem to have any form of education or licensing for the things they do, so I guess it's fine]
Leafy: I really like this van! It has plenty of room for me to store my knives.
[Van breaks down]
Leafy: WHAT!? I HATE THIS VAN! IT SUCKS! IT'S HORRIBLE!
Van: You… hate me?? (Samsung Experience 8.0 sobbing emoji)
[On top of its physical breakdown, the van also starts to have a mental breakdown]
Leafy: Wait! I uh! I didn't mean any of that!
[The van stops breaking down and… repairs up? idk I just searched the antonyms for break and down]
Leafy: Oh, thank the sun! Anyway, I'll just set the GPS to Goiky-
…
Leafy: Why is it broken? HOW is it broken?
[Flashback]
Pencil: Oh. Em. Gee. MATCH. We HAVE to go to Paris. We'd get the CUTEST selfies there!!;
Match: Oh em, like, GEE Pence Pence! That is, like, SUCH a good idea!
Pencil: I know, right???
GPS: S0RRY, P4R1S FR4NC3 1S N0T 4 V4L1D 0PT10N S1NC3 1T 1S L0C4T3D 4CR0SS 4N 0C34N-
Pencil: WHAT? WHAT??? YOU'RE RUINING MY DREAM VACATION!!! RUINING IT!!!
GPS: 0H. 1M S0RRY. 1LL ST0P G1V1NG D1R3CT10NS.
Bubble: Uim, Poincil? Oi thoink yoiu shoild cailm doiun!!
Book: Yeah. The GPS had a fair poin-
Pencil: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING BUBBLE!!! YOU'RE A DUMB STUPID AIRHEAD, AND, ANNDD, AND YOU SUCK AT PLAYING SPONGY CAKE! THERE! I SAID IT! YOU SUCK AT IT!!!
[Bubble cries so hard that her tears break the surface tension of her outer, bubble? Idk if this is even how it works, I kind of failed physics class so like so um uh]
[Pop]
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Flashback ends]
GPS: 4ND TH4TS TH3 G1ST 0F WH4T H4PP3N3D
Leafy: THAT'S HORRIBLE! I'm so sorry that happened to you Mr. GPS.
GPS: TH4NKS, TH4T 1S TH3 M0ST K1NDN3SS 1V3 3V3R B33N SH0WN
Leafy: Well anyway I guess it's time to use Google Maps
[Leafy remembers she uses a Nokia 3000]
Leafy: Oh. Right.
…
Leafy: OH! RIGHT! WHY DON'T I JUST CALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS?
…
Leafy: Not a single one of them picked up. Not. A. Single. One. I think I'm gonna cry-
[Suddenly, everything goes black]
YOU ARE READING
Leafy's Road Trip
FanfictionAfter stealing the Freesmart Super Van off-screen in IDFB 1, Leafy makes it her mission to un-yoyle herself and befriend the fellow contestants again. However, there is a malevolent force within her trying to stop her. She must come to terms with bo...
