Book: Uh... Pencil? Are you sure this is a good place to be parking?
Pencil: Of course it is! Why wouldn't it be?
Book: Because we're in a reserved spot.
Pencil: Yeah, reserved for us SMART peopl-
Book: Pencil, I don't think you're understanding. This spot is reserved for HANDICAPPED people. We aren't handicapped.
Pencil: Alright GENIUS. How about you tell me where else I could be parking?
Book: Fine! I'll go through the entire parking lot and prove to you that there's better places to park!
[Book leaves the Freesmart Super Van to search the entire 27878400ft² (square mile) parking lot to prove Pencil wrong]
...
[Book returns about 2 hours later]
Book: I... uh... couldn't find any empty parking lots-
Pencil: BOOK! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR SOOOO LONG! Now the store's closed >:(
Book: IT CLOSED?
Bubble: Oi moin, oits noit loike oi loiked thait stoire ainywaiy...
Ruby: WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE STORE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT? :D
Pencil: Ruby! That store's 2763 miles away!!!
Book: Actually, it's only one-
Pencil: You know what Book? GET OUT. YOU'RE INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE AND TAINTING OUR TEAM'S NAME!
Book: But-
Pencil: JUST. GO!!!
Book: Oh... okay.
[Book shamefully and somberly walks back to Freesmart Headquarters² to cry in her room while she still has a chance before the rest of the Freesmarters evict her and rent her former room on AirBNB for a quick buck.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Freesmarters go on a shopping trip]
[This is her chance! Leafy sneaks out of the bushes and slides her thin and metallic leaf body through the crack in the door of the van. Pencil irresponsibly left her keys in the driver's seat. Leafy revs up the engine and blasts off into the sunset. The only witness to this absurdity was Book, though she had no reason to say anything about it. What should Book care, anyway?]
...
[The Freesmarters get back from their shopping spree]
Pencil: OH MY TREE! SOMEBODY JUST STOLE OUR VAN!
Leafy: Oh my tree! I can't believe I just got away with that!
Ruby: Oh my MINE!!!
Pencil: What is that. Literally what is that Ruby. That doesn't sound snappy at all-
Ruby: Thankfully, I happen to have an extra van in my pocket.
Pencil: Van? Pocket? What- I- that's- oh whatEVER. Let's just get in the van, people.
Bubble: Oi haive toi goi toi the baithroim!
Pencil: GET IN THE VAN!!!
[The Freesmarters drive to Freesmart Headquarters, where they will inevitably catch Book and evict her so they can rent her room on AirBNB for a quick buck]
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Leafy's Road Trip
FanfictionAfter stealing the Freesmart Super Van off-screen in IDFB 1, Leafy makes it her mission to un-yoyle herself and befriend the fellow contestants again. However, there is a malevolent force within her trying to stop her. She must come to terms with bo...
