FIREBOY AND WATERGIRL 3: ICE TEMPLE

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[Teardrop stops dead in her tracks as she hears crackling sounds behind her. She slowly turns around]

Firey: Um… Teardrop? I think I accidentally, set, the, uh,, forest on fire?

[Teardrop facepalms so hard her hand goes through her face. Firey had basically created a smoke signal with a neon sign saying "Firey Ran This Way!" There isn't anything she can do at this point, so she keeps running]

[And then she stops dead in her tracks again because]

Evil Leafy: I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees! I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I am asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs. Oh, please do not burn down another one!

[Firey sneezes out a whole solar flare or something and burns another tree (on accident, of course)]

[Evil Leafy pulls out a gun]

Firey: WAIT! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT! COME ON, TEARDROP! TELL THAT THING WE DIDN'T MEAN TO BURN DOWN ITS HOME!
Teardrop:
Firey: COME OOONNN
Teardrop:
Firey: TEARDROP YOU GOTTA HELP US
Teardrop:
Firey: NOOOO!!! WE'RE DONE FOR!!!!!

[Firey grabs Teardrop and runs further down the forest to avoid Evil Leafy. But strangely enough, Evil Leafy seems to have disappeared]

Firey: Wha-huh? Teardrop, do you know where that thing went?
[Teardrop shakes her head]
Firey: Oh. Well… it's gone? I think? WE SHOULD STILL RUN THOUGH

[Firey and Teardrop run away from Yoyle City to avoid prosecution. Aren't they the cutest couple ever?]

[The correct answer is no BTW. I hope you didn't think I was actually gonna ship them…]

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