Pencil: I love this song!
Ice Cube: I don't! We've been dancing to it all day every day and my legs hurt! I want REVE
Pencil: SHUT UP
Ice Cube: :(
Match: Oh my, like, gosh, Pence Pence! You are, like, SOOO not gonna believe what just showed up on my, like, Snapchat spotlight!
Pencil: SHOW MEEE!!!
"Freesmart Supervan at 61.2176° N, 149.8997° W"
Pencil: ...
[Pencil packs up her belongings]
Bubble: Poincle! Whoire (where) are yoiu going?
Pencil: Alaska...
Bubble: H-hoiw?
Pencil: What do you mean how? I'm obviously gonna walk there. Not like I have any other options.
Bubble: Boit we doin't hoive the van woith us! And oit'd be foister if yoiu droiv-
Pencil: SHUT UP
Bubble: :(
[Pencil sighs]
Pencil: I'm gonna miss you guys
Everyone except Ice Cube and Bubble: WE'LL MISS YOU T-
Pencil: SHUT UP
Ice Cube and Bubble: .........
...
...
...
[Ice Cube and Bubble depart from the Clubhouse of Awesomeness, having gone rogue. They saunter in the direction of an abandoned gothic church, the intricacies of its engravings, radiant and plentiful, emboldened in bright vermillion and scarlet by the gloaming. There is little vegetation in the surrounding area, the foliage of the forest that once stood having been scorched by a hole in the ozone layer. What now stood in its place was an ashen wasteland bearing lakes of iridescent oil spills and the ivory remains of those who once were. Bubble stares into Ice Cube's bright blue eyes, questioning her. Ice Cube scintillates sunlight]
Bubble: To whither oire woie hoiding, moi coimpeer?
Ice Cube: Hitherto this occurrence with ye, I shant say a word in bad faith. Yet I march tither so thou shall know my pain in solidarity.
Bubble: Oih, oi beseech thee! Do tell, do tell!
[They walk into the church. Their footsteps echo throughout the corridors. They dress up in Spirit Halloween cloaks and light fake candles]
Ice Cube: Anon, thee wilt know the horrors 've lived through and fro within the confines of the church
Bubble: woit can woi stoip spoiking loik thois
Ice Cube: why
Announcer: budget cuts
Ice Cube and Bubble: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???
[Actually Bubble said "WHOIRE DOID YOIU COIME FROIM?" but I needed the effect of them speaking together]
[The announcer is nowhere to be seen]
Ice Cube: Huh?
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Leafy's Road Trip
FanfictionAfter stealing the Freesmart Super Van off-screen in IDFB 1, Leafy makes it her mission to un-yoyle herself and befriend the fellow contestants again. However, there is a malevolent force within her trying to stop her. She must come to terms with bo...
