One Shots

Original True Story: Alexander x Maya

This is a story about a friend and how her ex boyfriend was an asshole but so was I...kind of. And it's not what you think I didn't get with her boyfriend, lol. This story is starting in the middle of the year because that's when I became friends with them.

BTW: I'm using fake names cuz my friend doesn't feel comfortable and anytime I say the trio I mean me and my two friends.

I'm not gonna write professionally or whatever for this one cuz I'm lazy.

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Last year in 8th grade my friend Maya had this huge crush on a guy named Alexander, a kid in 7th grade. Our friends kept on telling her to just tell him how she felt because based on their interactions it looked like they both liked each other. Well our friend Laurence decided to become friends with Alexander to see if he liked Maya or not and try to get them together. And let me tell you guys my friend Maya has no taste.

One time in 8th grade she said he looked better than Tom Holland, TOM FREAKING HOLLAND (she said that when they were dating). He was definitely not my type like that boy be lookin bad, but I do gotta say he had a nice ass though. Like I would talk about how plump his ass was to our friends and her. They already knew how I acted by now so they weren't that fazed.

But anyway, I was in a trio with a girl named Lila and you guys know Laurence from earlier. We told each other everything and we got each other's jokes. I was married to both of them at one point, lol (not actually married like fake married). And we all would talk to Alexander and eventually we were able to get Alexander to confess to Maya because he also liked her. Mainly it was Laurance that convinced him because we weren't supposed to know he liked her. Alexander I guess would tell Laurance everything, but that was a mistake because Laurance is part of Lila and I's trio.

One time Alexander told Laurence what his you know what size is and we were so flabbergasted because why on earth would he tell him that and Laurance was kind of weirded out that he told him his size (comment in the comment section if you want to know the size, I will forever remember it lol). And by the way Alexander estimated his size, HE ESTIMATED IT. You cannot estimate that shit bro like that's a part of your body you cannot estimate.

Anyway Alexander confessed to Maya on a Friday, so on Monday (I wasn't there on Monday so this is what I heard) they hugged and they held hands in the hallway and some of the teachers caught them doing that shit twice, lol. And then on Tuesday when I was actually there they told me what happened Monday and stuff and then Laurence came up to me and btw Laurence is short as fuck. He came up to me and said that Alexander was planning on kissing Maya that day after school and I was like wtf they just got in a relationship like not even a day ago because I didn't count the weekend because Maya said they didn't talk on the weekend.

So for the whole day I was excited and also thinking like this shit is so fast. So at the end of the day Maya and Alexander are trying to get away from us because we want to see them kiss and they want to be alone, and at one point when we were following them I had to leave because my dad was there to pick me up. When I was home 30 minutes later I got a call from the trio group chat and they were freaking out because they were there and I wasn't. They were telling me about how Alexander told I forgot who but he told them that he was traumatized from the kiss and I was like wait what traumatized? WAS IT THAT BAD LIKE DAMN. And they said that Alexander said that Maya's breath smelt bad and that she used her teeth when they were kissing.

They said that Alexander even counted how long the kiss last and it lasted 7 seconds like that's a long fucking time. When I called Maya to see how she thought the kiss went she said and I quote "I felt his teeth and like- it-it was just so traumatizing! I never want to do that again.", I was wheezing and screaming in my room bro. After that day every time we wanna mention it we say "Gobble Gobble" because you know lol. When the "Gobble Gobble" happened that's when Alexander lost feelings for Maya, I mean if he had any feelings. The trio was trying to get him to break up with Maya because he openly told us that he wanted to break up with her and he was talking bad about her to us.

You know how friends insult each other but they don't actually mean it and it's never something too offensive where the whole group is like this is normal. Well Alexander took it too far sometimes when he was insulting his own girlfriend when the trio and him were on call, he called her a viking because he said she had long arm hair and he said she smelt like fish and garbage all the time.

The trio was like woah wtf, we even told him that what he said was not okay, cuz like bro that's your own girlfriend. We never told Maya anything that Alexander said to us, not even him saying that he wanted to break up with her. The trio got made at him because he said he would break up with her but he kept making excuses and putting it off. I wanted to tell her so bad but I was influenced to not tell her by my other two friends in the trio. Oh and did I mention that he liked Lila in the trio? No? Yeah, we don't know how long he liked her, he could have liked her the whole time and just said he liked Maya to get closer to Lila. We found out because Laurance from the trio told us because Alexander told him. I don't know why this boy trusted Laurance with secrets honestly.

Anyway Laurence and Lila were getting pissed because he kept delaying so then they got in a fight and Alexander went to me because, yeah I actually don't know why. He wanted me to help him get in good with them basically. And at one point he talked bad about Laurence and I told Laurence. Eventually Alexander broke up with Maya at the end of the year in the hallway in school and she left crying bro.

She was fucking crying, I hate that son of a bitch making her cry and shit. You guys want to know what he told her when he was breaking up with her? He said that his mental health was terrible and shit and that he wasn't ready for the relationship and that he would love it if they could still be friends (blank stare bro). In the end we told everyone what a bitch Alexander was except for Maya, but then this year 9th grade I told her everything. There were obviously more details when I told her but this was just a short little vent story thing that I wanted to write.

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Bonus: Alexander made me a cheesecake and made it for no one else lol, but I don't like cheesecake so I gagged when I tried it. I just gave it to my dad though. Alexander came to my house to give it to me. My dad got mad because I didn't tell him Alexander was coming and because I was wearing my pj's. -_-

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