The Wizard From A Galaxy Far Far Away [YEAR 2] (Male Reader x Hermione Granger)

Defence Against the Dark Arts...and The Idiot Teacher

As Y/N was sat next to Hermione he was talking with Ron and Harry on the table next to them.

"Of all the people to get as our Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, we get this stupid git." Ron complained as the door to the teachers office opened and Lockhart walked out.

"Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher...me." Lockhart said, putting on his photo smile and walking down the stairs with a load of papers in his hands, he walked through the class handing out the papers, Y/N went through the questions and found that they were all about Lockhart. He raised his hand. "Yes m'boy."

"All of these questions are about you."

"Well, I think it a good idea that you get to know your teacher before anything-"

"Well, with due respect, this lesson is about Defence Against the Dark Arts, it is not about you." Y/N said coldly as Lockhart smiled.

"Well, when you're finished arguing with a teacher and filling out the quiz, I will mark the questionnaires and then we can get into the lesson."

"So the lesson hasn't begun?"

"The lesson will begin after the marks for the quiz are handed out."

"Oh, so you don't mind if I go then, I don't want to interfere in another subject, I'll come back when the Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson begins." Y/N said as he went to stand up.

"Sit down Mr Potter!" Lockhart ordered as Y/N smirked.

"I'll take that as you do mind." Y/N said calmly.

"I'll be speaking to McGonagall about th-"

"That's Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall is twice the teacher you are, probably twice the mage as well." Y/N corrected as Lockhart gave an impressed smile.

"I'll have you know I've fought and defeated many Sith." Lockhart said as Y/N burst out laughing.

"Step outside, I'll have McGonagall come and talk to you." Lockhart said.

"It's Professor McGonagall." Y/N corrected as he stood up and walked out, waiting next to the classroom door. Y/N was thinking to himself when Professor McGonagall arrived and saw Y/N stood there, she looked at him with disappointment and disbelief in her face.

"Mr L/N, why have I received word from Professor Lockhart that you've been arguing with him?"

"Because he was having us do a quiz about him, Ma'am. Forgive me for being pedantic, but I thought this subject was called Defence Against the Dark Arts, not Gilderoy Lockhart studies." Y/N said as Professor McGonagall looked at him, she understood his frustration. "And with Due respect, Ma'am, he's also not showing other members of Staff respect in front of students."

"Who has he been disrespecting?"

"You, Professor, I've had to correct him twice now, he is not referring to you by your title as a Professor." Y/N said as McGonagall nodded.

"Well, Mr L/N. I appreciate that you have brought such matters to my attention. However, it is hardly an excuse for arguing and disrespecting Professor Lockhart. I will let you off with a warning this one time, as long as you promise it doesn't happen again. Go back inside and finish the lesson." McGonagall said as she opened the door allowing Y/N into the room, Lockhart was just finishing marking the papers as Y/N walked in and sat in his seat, he could feel Hermione's glare.

"Hope you're pleased with yourself, insulting our teacher in the first lesson." Hermione whispered as Y/N sighed.

"I am actually." Y/N muttered as Lockhart put the papers down and headed into his office where he pulled retrieved an object that looked like a bird cage with a cover on it.

"Now! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind. You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream. It might provoke them!"

Lockhart pulled the cover off of the cage on his desk to reveal the deadly, horrifying, monstrous... Cornish Pixies?

"Cornish Pixies?" Y/N and Seamus scoffed.

"Freshly caught Cornish pixies." Lockhart said as if it made a huge difference. The class let out a small laugh. "Laugh if you will, Mr Finnegan, but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. Let's see what you make of them. Hyah! Go!"

Lockhart opened the cage and the pixies flew out of the cage and began to wreak havoc on the class, most of the students fled from the class leaving the golden quartet to fend off the pixies.

"Come on now, round them up, round them up, they're only pixies!" Lockhart said.

"You haven't mentioned the spell to round them up you blithering idiot!" Y/N shouted to Lockhart. He saw Neville being lifted into the air by his ears and hung on the chandelier by his robes. Y/N turned to Hermione and saw a Pixie pulling her hair. "Hold still!"

Y/N swatted the pixie off of Hermione who pushed Y/N's head down so that he was ducking and she jabbed a pixie with one of her books, as Y/N stood up he looked to Hermione.

"Thank you." Y/N said as he looked over to Lockhart and saw him trying to cast a spell only for a pixie to steal his wand, the pixie with the wand destroyed the chains keeping the dragon skeleton suspended from the ceiling, as the skeleton crashed to the floor one of the rib bones fell onto Y/N.

Lockhart ran to his office and leaned over the stair railing.

"I'll ask you four to just nip the rest of them back into their cage." Lockhart said as he shut himself in his office and locked the door.

"What do we do now!" Ron asked as Hermione smacked the pixie that had dropped the skeleton on Y/N, she put the book down and drew her wand.

"Immobulus!" Hermione shouted, a blue wave went through the room and suspended all of the pixies in the air like they were in slow motion.