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Kyle, trying to fill out legal paperwork: So I know you're guys, but were you all born AMAB or are you AFAB?
Cartman: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Stan: I was created in a lab
Kenny: I just straight up spawned lol.
Kyle: Fucking hell, I'm just going to AMAB.

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Kyle: You are now a day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Cartman: That's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.
Kenny: But what if I die tomorrow and ever eat any nachos?
Stan: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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*Stan, Kenny and Cartman are sitting on a bench.*
Kyle: Why do you guys look so sad?
Cartman: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Kyle sits down.*
Stan: The bench is freshly painted.
Kyle: WHAT-

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Cartman, talking about Kenny: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Kyle: You didn't steal them did you?
Stan: New or used?
Cartman: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Kenny, pointing to Kyle and Stan: Distract them! I'll be right back!
Cartman: Okay!
~Kenny returns half an hour later~
Kenny, seeing Kyle and Stan on the ground: What did you do?! I said distract them! Not knock them out!
Cartman: There's just not pleasing you.

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Craig: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Tweek: Wh-when have I been p-paranoid?
Craig: Um, when you first met Clyde you thought he was an undercover cop.
Tweek: N-no one sh-should need to pee th-that much during class!
Craig: And last years you thought Kenny was secretly a merman.
Tweek: H-he refuses to even t-touch water! COINCIDENCE?!
~Later, when Tweek's theory is proven wrong~
Craig: Do you have anything to say now?
Tweek: I-I still think K-Kenny is a merman.

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Kyle, watching Cartman and Kenny: I am convinced they share a brain cell.
Stan: If they do, I don't think it's in use very often.

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Cartman: We can bake these cookies at four hundred degrees for ten minutes, or four thousand degrees for one minute!
Kyle: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Kenny: FLOOR IT!
Cartman: How about four million degrees for one second?!
Kyle: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Cartman: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Kenny: DO IT!
Stan and Kyle: NO!

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Kyle: I think we're missing something...
Stan: Teamwork?
Kenny: Cohesion?
Cartman: A general sense of what we're doing?

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~And now, how they'd react to being stabbed~

Kyle: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Kenny: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Cartman: MUUUEEEWWWMMM *Cries out for his Mom*
Butters: I probably deserved that...
Stan: Rude.
Craig: *takes it out and stabs the person back*
Clyde: *Cries*
Tweek: I-I knew th-this would h-happen and NO ONE BELIEVED ME!
Tolkien: Why?
Jimmy: Th-this reminds me of a j-joke! D-did you hear about th-the pen th-theif that ended up getting s-stabbed with th-the pen he s-stole? ... Payback's a Bic. W-wow! Wh-what a great audience!
Timmy: Timmy? :(