How it all started

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Y/N was casually walking outside of Liyue Harbor, minding their own business. It was just another boring old day, doing some boring old chores. They were out gathering some herbs for their oh-so, amazing, green-haired beauty of Liyue, friend, Baizhu. They then promptly decided... this man isn't even gonna pay me that much considering how much he sells them for... I am gonna take my sweet ass time, and so they laid down on the grass, looking at the sky.

But wait...what was that? Is that... a bird, a plane, no, it's Superm- a meteor? ... Zhongli? I'll gladly die like this if it's your big rock killing me. The object was getting closer..

and closer..

and closer..

Till Y/N realized, IF I WANNA MARRY ANY OF THESE HOT PEOPLE I GOTTA LIIIIIVE. So they became John Wick and moved out of the way, like a cool person ya know?

"What is that" Y/N muttered while crawling near the now crater caused by the object. Inside was a shiny rectangular little... box? It was covered in a black case as well, how peculiar. They weren't sure what it was really, but they still picked it up.

"What da heeeelllll is this shit" as they turned it from side to side, sniffed it, licked it, threw it, stomped it. Finally, they just held it.. and it turned on.

"Oh."

The screen lit up brightly, surprising Y/N. "No really, what the hell is this?" Y/N continued to tap around the strange device, until she saw something labeled 'Messages'.

"WOAH?! LETTERS? ON THIS STRANGE THINGAMABOB?" Y/N put their smooth brain to work and realized that they could type out sentences, and perhaps send them to someone... and so they did.

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     Dan Heng:
                                                      H ello?

Cutest Girl:
Did... Dan Heng just make a typing mistake?

                                                                  Dan Heng:
w ho is Dan Hing?

Trash Rizzler:
Is he... trying to be funny?

Trash Rizzlee:
Maybe he's playing a prank?

Dan Heng:
                          W at pranks, who is Danny Hung

Cutest Girl:
Yeah you're uh... trying too hard there Dan Heng

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Needless to say, Y/N was surprised their attempt at communication worked, but they were also very highly confused.

"Who the fuck is Dan Heng? And why am I him?"

- On the express -

Dan Heng walked into the main compartment, seeming to be looking for something. Himeko, taking notice, asked him what was wrong. "My phone" he stated, "It's brock- *ahem* it's gone".

March overhearing him, was confused. "Wait, are you serious?" He gave her a glance, and continued with his search. "Dan Heng it's rude to not answer! Plus! We really thought it was you messaging us just now!" This time Dan Heng looked at her in confusion. Stelle got up to show him her screen, "We thought you were attempting to pull a lame ass prank in the group chat".

Himeko had alerted Welt of the situation and thus they tracked Dan Heng's phone... to Teyvat? "I don't think many of us have been to Teyvat, only Himeko. She brought back information and we kept them in the archives, but they have no stellaron." Dan Heng stared at the screen longer before exclaiming... "why is my phone on Teyvat?"

Pom Pom had then stepped, being the adorable bunny they are, and exclaimed in annoyance "Caelus was messing with the buttons earlier! Pom Pom told him not to, but he didn't listen!"... and so everyone looked at Caelus... who was trying to tip toe away.

"oops."

And thus began Y/N's journey of meeting some new friends... and a strange device they still had trouble talking with.

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A/N: I hope you guys enjoy this! From here, nothing else will be in order. Just fabulous Y/N and their new buddies. Don't be afraid to request something! I'll try to do them when I'm free!

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