The guard and the business man

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THE BETTER GROUP

Captain:
Greetings trailblazer! I am Captain Gepard of the Silvermane Guards.

Shampoo:
Nice to meet ya friend! I'm your friendly local business man, Sampo Koski!

Our Geo Lord:
It's great to meet ya both, I'm Y/N. You two must be the friends from Jarilo-IV. I'm not a trailblazer, I also happen to be from a different world.

Shampoo:
Now that's some exciting news! Surely we should work together when the time comes!

Captain:
I apologize, it was rude of me to assume.  It's a pleasure to meet someone from a new world.

Our Geo Lord:
It's quite alri ght. Please do excuse my typos, I'm still quite new at learning about this "phone". But can I just say, you two are such incredible individuals, and your personalities and skills are just amazing!

Shampoo:
Oh, we seem to have quite the Charmer! I admit, you have flattered the Sampo Koski! We should team up and conquer businesses with our strategies!

Our Geo Lord:
Count me in! Let's build a new wine industry for Teyvat!

Captain:
Well, it is a pleasure to meet you. Please don't get too involved with someone like Sampo. I can sense your genuine nature, and it would be better to spread the kindness and protect the people.

Our Geo Lord:
Oh how kind of you Captain Gepard. Leadership and dedication is truly inspiring, and that's very cash money of you. It also makes you look super cool 😍. Let's make the world a better place!

Shampoo:
Trying to steal my new business partner aye Gepard? Fear not my dear new friend, I shall make sure you're well taken care of financially! We can make quite the duo!

Captain:
I am simply concerned for their well being. I can assure with me by your side, you'd feel safe and won't fall for any of his scams.

Our Geo Lord:
Now now, you both know what to say to make my heart flutter. Why stick with one when all three of us can rule Jarilo-IV! Everyone in the astral express are so close with each other, it makes me feel left out, so we'll be a new group!

Shampoo:
Now that is an idea that I can work with!

Captain:
I appreciate the idea of us all being friends together, but let's not take over the world please. Supreme Guardian Bronya is already doing her best.

Our Geo Lord:
Right right, why aim for world when we can aim for the whole Universe!

Shampoo:
YES!

Captain:
NO-

*Everyone has been logged off*

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