A business proposal?

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Shampoo:
Y/N! My dear friend, my lovely partner, my trustworthy compadre that I love and care for so much~!

Our Geo Lord:
Sampo? What's with all the uh... praise and names all of a sudden? Did you do something?

Shampoo:
No no, can't I Be sweet towards my friend~ But! Since you asked, I, the amazing Sampo Koski, have some exciting news and plans to share with you~

Our Geo Lord:
Alright... you know I'm always up for some ideas. Lay it on me!

Shampoo:
Alright alright, now picture this! A cross-world business venture! I've been doing some uh... research you can say, and I think we can tap into a whole new market by trying to connect our worlds!

Our Geo Lord:
That sounds uh... intense. How would we even make that happen though? We're quite literally worlds apart.

Shampoo:
Don't you worry, that's where my brilliance comes in! I have been working on this groundbreaking technology that can bridge the gap between our realms. With the correct approach, we could bring opportunities to both sides!

Our Geo Lord:
Oh wow... you never cease to amaze me. But like, what's in it for me, ya know?

Shampoo:
Well, Y/N my loyal companion, your dedication and support will land you on the front row seat to the rise of a business empire! The perks and benefit will be unlike anything you've ever seen!

Our Geo Lord:
.. really? That's it? Sounds enticing but like, there's no treasure or something?  Could use the money or some books..

Shampoo:
.. and I suppose you'd also earn some goodies along the way.

Our Geo Lord:
Hmmm now you're talking. Explain how the uh, technology would work.

Shampoo:
Well, it would be like the space anchors we have! With our anchors, elemental users cans travel place to place!

Our Geo Lord:
Huh, sounds like our waypoints. They're very convenient for vision users. Saves my legs from walking so much.

Shampoo:
So then you get the idea! I call them 'World Points'! In order to use them, the people wanting to travel just have to purchase a ticket each time! Not too costly though, we wanna bring in the customers~

Our Geo Lord:
How would we even get the 'world points' over to Teyvat? And how do you know if they work?

Shampoo:
Well... I might pay some man to test it out for me. I'll promise payment after though... in case it doesn't go well. And of course, we can have our friends in the astral express to help us out!

Our Geo Lord:
The poor unsuspecting man... if he makes it through I'll be sure to have a party for him and take care of him. Also, do you think they'd be willing to travel here? Wouldn't it be too much to ask them? Delivering technology from one world to another?

Shampoo:
No worries, you leave the asking part to me! Sampo Koski is great at negotiating, I can promise you that!

Our Geo Lord:
Alright cause... I'm not trying to get in any trouble with this idea of yours.

Shampoo:
Fear not Y/N! I'll handle the risks and ensure that you stay safe along this process on every step! Your name alone will bring an edge to our negotiations, trust me.

Our Geo Lord:
Uh huh... fine. I guess you can count me in then. BUT! I demand compensation if I get in trouble anyways!

Shampoo:
That's fair enough I suppose, I'll keep my word to it. I hate owing people so hopefully this'll run smoothly. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say~

Our Geo Lord:
Glad we can agree on that then. With that said.. let's take over this universe HAHAHA!

Shampoo:
Now that's the spirit Y/N! We're surely to make a name for ourselves, conquer territories, and rewrite the rules themselves!

Our Geo Lord:
Our worlds are about to collide in the most extraordinary ways!

Shampoo:
Now then.. I hope you can excuse me as I still have some business to hold in the underground. A good day to you Y/N~

Our Geo Lord:
Bye.

*Everyone has gone offline*

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