The Real Guardians of the Galaxy
Dan Heng:
..Remind me who named our group chat again?
Cutest Girl:
I think it was Stelle... something about it being her favorite series.
Trash Rizzlee:
I am Groot.
Our Geo Lord:
Oh that's cool, I can be your Rocket and take you to space if you let me, to show you my love.
Trash Rizzler:
Aren't we... already in space?
Our Geo Lord:
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT~
Shampoo:
Alright alright! Listen up compadres! Sampo Koski is thinking of expanding operations.. anyone interested?
Trash Rizzler:
What is it? Another opportunity to count dust?
Our Geo Lord:
I can tag along! Try expanding to another world, lol. Should be interesting, no?
Cutest Girl:
I don't know about this... there's no way to make anything Sampo says "the talk of the galaxy"
Our Geo Lord:
OHHHH HAAHHA, BURN
Shampoo:
Hey now! I can assure ya, the Sampo Koski has made great business! Trust me on this!
Dan Heng:
Well, you'd have to assess the risks and potential benefits before committing to something like this.
Captain
Yes... after all, this is Sampo. It's crucial to make informed decisions first.
Our Geo Lord:
I'm just sayin... I'd do anything for either of you so like, I'm down for whatever.
Pom Pom:
Well I think you 4 should go to Jarilo-IV to check it out! We can hold the fort!
Our Geo Lord:
Who's th is?
Dan Heng:
That's Pom Pom, our train conductor. They're a small bunny.
Our Geo Lord:
Hmm, can they fly? I've met someone tiny, her name was Paimon, but Lumine said she was emergency food.
Pom Pom;
Pom pom can assure you that I cannot fly... and I'm also not edible. But it's great to meet a new friend!
Our Geo Lord:
Omg you're so cute, I wish I could see you.
Pom Pom:
Let's meet one day then!
Captain:
If you guys are coming, then we shall prepare a warm welcome for our heroes.
Cutest Girl:
Oh please, we're coming as friends!
Our Geo Lord:
Man, I wish I could go too :/
Shampoo:
Don't fret dear friend, you can count on Sampo Koski for some exciting tales till we meet!
Trash Rizzlee:
Damn, friend-zoned.
Trash Rizzler:
We would never.
Our Geo Lord:
That's why you two are my favorites
Pom Pom:
They're my favorites too!
Dan Heng:
@Our Geo Lord they're gonna choose trash over you, do you see their names?
Cutest Girl:
Didn't Y/N offer to take them out with the inclusion of trash, I think they're fine Dan Heng.
Our Geo Lord:
Maybe you're just jealous I didn't ask you out instead, Danny boy.
Dan Heng:
I've told you my name isn't "Danny".
Trash Rizzler:
Shouldn't we get ready now to leave?
Dan Heng:
Right. Gepard, keep an eye on Sampo for now. And Y/N... stay safe.
Our Geo Lord:
AWWW YOU CARE
Captain:
We'll see you all soon! And stay well Y/N!
Shampoo:
For the record, I never agreed to friendzoning Y/N. Instead I would rather believe that - dnsjak8263&
Cutest Girl:
Seems Gepard found him.
*Captain and Shampoo are offline*
Our Geo Lord:
Well, you 4 stay safe then...
Cutest Girl:
AWWW DONT WORRY Y/N, WE'LL BE THINKING OF YOU.
Trash Rizzlee:
You make it sound like they're dying March.
Our Geo Lord:
And what if I am 🤨?
Pom Pom:
Don't worry Y/N! If you need someone, I am here! So is Miss Himeko and Mr. Yang!
Our Geo Lord:
You right Pom Pom, a cutie and two hotties . See y'all!
*Our Geo Lord has gone offline*
Dan Heng:
Let's just go... please. We're wasting time.
*everyone else has gone offline*
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A/N: I was in the mood to do a long one, leave any requests if you have any! Enjoy! I also recently watched GOTG Vol. 3, I loved it.
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