The boxer and the racer (creek)

Gossip blonds (Tweek)

TW: nothing!!

WORD COUNT: 939

Bebe and I walked out of mine and Craig's apartment hand in hand.

"He won't let me feel emotions! He always needs to problem solve all the time but I just need to process it before we problem solve!" I cried to Bebe once we got in the elevator to go to the parking lot so we could get into her car, "He didn't even let me think about what happened before he tried to see the bright side!"

She nodded sympathetically, "men are annoying like that, always wanting to problem solve before you can even process it." She scoffed, "like, you were almost killed and he wants to say 'but you weren't!'"

"I know right! It's so annoying!" I looked at her. "I am so excited for our meeting!!"

She squealed, "me too!" She grinned and giggled with me. Me and Bebe have been best friends since high school. She was popular and I wasn't. She had taken me under her wing and we became best friends and I was better known when I became friends with her. Wait, when did they meetings start? Oh yeah! Tenth grade.

"Remember when we used to do gossip blond meetings in tenth?" I asked her.

"Oh the first one was weird!" She giggled, "can I do a face mask on you tonight?"

"Of course. What movie are we watching?"

"Legally blonde, clueless, mean girls. You know all the iconic movies."

I felt comfortable around Bebe. I didn't twitch or stutter at all. I used to do it a lot when I was younger, I was a major spaz. Part of it was the meth my parents were putting in my coffee though. I'm still addicted to coffee, I have at least nine cups a day.

"Yes!!" I answered excitedly.

"Imagine going to high school with an icon like Regina George," Bebe stated pulling into her driveway. Wendy's car wasn't there.

"You would fit right in."

"You would probably get bullied." She said barking a laugh.

"I know!" I said laughing with her, "brutal. Girl, BRUTAL!"

We got out of the car and Bebe turned to me. "Please never call me girl again. It sounds weird coming from a guys mouth. Especially yours."

I laughed, "alright. Should I go back to calling you hater?"

"GIRL NO!"

"HEY WHY CAN YOU DO IT BUT I CAN'T?"

"IT'S  LIKE HOW IM ONLY ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO TV GIRL!" she stated proudly. "it's a girl's thing."

I rolled my eyes but laughed entering the house and taking off my shoes. She took off her heels.

"Damn how do you walk around in those?" I asked interestedly walking in her kitchen where she was in the pantry getting snacks for tonight.

"Skills Tweeky. Skills." She answered sweetly, putting down a bag of popcorn and a bag of candy on the counter.

I propped myself up on the counter. "Guess what Bebe?"

She looked up from writing something on her calendar, "what?"

"Craig called me honey today!" I gushed.

Bebe's mouth fell open, "You're joking!"

I shook my head excitedly and she squealed, hugging me.

LATER THAT NIGHT

"Okay so I had a super bad nightmare," I paused as Bebe dripped a face mask onto my face. "Two nights ago? Whatever. Anyways, he comforted me because I was screaming and let me sleep in his bed! WITH HIM IN IT!"

Bebe's mouth flew open again, "Jesus Tweek he is SO into you!" She smirked, "you saw how angry he got when you almost died."

"You weren't??" I asked jokingly.

"Of course I was, he has anger problems. I don't." She said simply.

I fake coughed, "that one time you dragged butters for calling you a bitch." I fake coughed again.

"Hey! He deserved it." She countered grinning at me and smearing more face mask on my face.

"Alright. Tell me what's going on with Wendy." I told her grinning.

She flushed pink and then shrugged. "She keeps saying my outfits are cute-,"

"Which they are!" I interrupted.

"Thank you, and winking at me!" She continued. "She also kept playing with my hair and she kissed my cheek goodbye when I left for your match!"

My mouth fell open. "SHE IS SO INTO YOU BEBE!"

Bebe blushed even more, "you really think so?"

"You blind fuck! Of course!" I said giggling and hitting her shoulder lightly. My phone suddenly rang and Bebe picked it up and handed it to me.

"It's Craig." She said looking exasperated. "That boy cannot leave you alone can he?"

"Guess not." I said grinning then answering the call.

"Hey tweek."

"Hi?"

"Im sorry tweek. I should've let you at least process it before jumping straight into fixing it. Im really sorry."

My mouth flew open and I looked at Bebe meaningfully, she mouthed 'your joking!' to me and I shook my head.

"It's okay C-craig." I said gently and I heard a large sigh of relief on the other side of the call.

"Thank god!"

I looked at Bebe again and she shot me a thumbs up mixing more of the face mask into a bowl.

"How is your meeting going?" He asked me airily,

"Good! Now I have to go, thanks Craig. Bye!"

"See you!" He hung up and I set my phone down and looked at Bebe who had her mouth wide open.

"Spill."

A/N: THIS IS NOT SHIPPING BEBE AND TWEEK I JUST THINK THEY WOULD BE PERFECT BEST FRIENDS IT WOULD BE SO CUTE FOR TWEEK TO BE LIKE GIRLY WITH BEBE AND TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE GIRL TALKS AND SLEEPOVERS ASHOSMSBS