The boxer and the racer (creek)

Ready? (Tweek)

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Me and Bebe had matching outfits. I had a silver mesh top that showed A LOT of skin. Since I had no shirt under it. And the black high waisted pants.

She stabbed me with a make up brush for the sixth time. "Bebe I love you to death but that hurts."

"Beauty is pain girl. Eyes closed."

I obliged, obviously she would stab me again if I didn't. "What are you even doing?"

"Little silver robotic girlie moment."

"Like yours?"

"Yeah it's similar."

"Why can't I look at it?" I whined, Bebe slapped me playfully.

"Shut it! You will see soon enough."

She stabbed me with the brush once again 'for good measure' and then swirled me around in the chair to look in the mirror. It was awesome.

Around my eyes it was black and Smokey eye kinda thing, whatever Bebe calls it. Then silver around my eyelids and on my cheekbones. Silver was all over my face. I looked awesome.

"Cool huh?"

"I think all the stabbing was worth it."

Bebe laughed and nodded, "ready to pick up your little boyfriend?"

"He's not my-,"

"'He's not my boyfriend' MY ASS!" She yelled, "you guys were making out not even thirty minutes ago. Your lips are still pink!"

"It was in a um, bros kinda way?" I said it like a question.

Bebe fixed her lipgloss and her hair then looked to me. "Your strong right?"

"Obviously, I'm a boxer."

"Alright then carry your Craigory." She looked out the door of the bathroom, "he's greened out."

"Maybe he shouldn't go to the party." I looked where Bebe was looking. "DAMN! How much did he take."

"I'll go look." Bebe scurried off to my bedroom to find where the weed gummies were.

"It was new pack so it shouldn't be open." I called to her.

"It is." I heard rustling and muttering, "three are gone."

"Oh my god."

"Should we wait for him to wake up?"

"Obviously we don't want him to like, die."

One hour later

A groan came from the couch where Craig laying, "are we late?"

"For what?" Bebe asked, she walked around to the couch and looked into Craig's eyes, "are you good now?"

"I think?" Craig replied, rubbing his eyes and head.

"Craig how the fuck did you find my gummies?" I asked crouching beside him. "Bebe? Party starts in like 12 minutes."

"What gummies?" Craig asked, "I ate like three gummy worms then the sky started doing backflips,"

He paused realizing, "those weren't gummy worms."

I laughed, "they were not." He looked me up and down. Taking in my makeup and outfit.

"That's hot." He muttered thinking I couldn't hear him, I smirked.

"Are we gonna tell him what y'all did?" Bebe said grinning. Craig looked at her alarmed.

"What?" Was all he said, he sounded scared.

"I walked in on you and Tweek making out." Bebe stated smugly, "I owe Red so much money."

Craig turned BEET RED. "What?" He choked out, he shook his head. "I-"

"Whatever! Let's just go we're late now anyways." I yelled to the both of them. I looked to Craig he was a mess. "Actually, you need to get cleaned up. Go take a shower."

Craig tried to get up and fell over, still dizzy. "Uh, Tweek?"

I looked to him, "yes?"

"Will you help me get ready?" He asked sheepishly, sitting on the floor. I smiled.

"Sure."

Bebe ran into his room and started rooting through his closet trying to find something for him to wear.

"Do you need help to shower?" I asked,

"uh, I can't see straight right now." He replied, as I helped his up into my arms. I carried him like a sack of potatoes into the bathroom.

"So yeah?" I clarified

"Yeah."

"I'll keep my eyes closed Craigory." I said shielding my eyes since he was now ASS NAKED. What the hell Tweek what are you doing?

While my eyes were shut I washed his hair and conditioned it.

"You are washing your own body, bud." I said patting his shoulder since he had regained his sight back. I walked out of the room and closed the door behind me.

I went ballistic.

"BEBE." I yelled running into Craig's room.

"Yes?" She replied laying out a nasa sweatshirt

"I just saw CRAIG THE GUY I LIKE. NAKED." I raved.

Bebe giggled, "look behind you."