The boxer and the racer (creek)

Eavesdropping (Craig)

"Hell yeah I do." Tweek says looking up at me, I swear I felt like we were the only ones in the world, even though that blonde hoe is on our couch passed out.

I bent over the table and kissed him, he tasted like strawberry daiquiris, and Blue raspberry. Bending over the table isn't a very easy task and I fell on my forearms right in front of him and he smiled.

"Sorry." I muttered, getting up awkwardly.

He walked around the table and kissed me passionately, but quickly. He trailed his fingers across my cheek and left, patting Bebe's head as he went into his room, closing the door with a soft snap.

Oh my god. He's my boyfriend. I have to tell Clyde. Oh my fucking god.

Shithead

Me: CLYDE WAKE THE FUCK UP

shithead: wtf do u want it's 2 in the morning

Me: r u still at the party?

Shithead: no it ended at like midnight

Me: lame

Shithead: i know right

Me: anyways omfg Clyde

Shithead: what

Me: we're dating now

Shithead: u and who
Shithead: wait that was a stupid question

Me: tweek u dumbass HE SAID YES

shithead: yay!! Wait I'll call you tomorrow I overheard something at the party.

Me: ok I'm gonna go to bed. Gn

Shithead: ok punctuation king goodnight pookie Ily

Me: stfu

I set my phone down and did a double take. OH MY FUCKING GOD IM DATING TWEEK TWEAK.

I'm gay. Oh my god.

I need sleep, I'll figure this out in the morning.

I opened up my door and saw the clothes from earlier were still strewn around my room. I cleared off a space on my bed to crawl in my bed and stared at my ceiling. We're dating.

Time skip next morning!!!!

I woke to the sound of giggling in the living room. At first I was confused and then I remembered Bebe was here still.

I sat up groggily, looked at my calendar. Nothing for either us. Ugh boring!!

"Wanna go to a bar tonight?" I heard Bebe ask Tweek as I got up to go to the bathroom.

"Sure. Why?" Tweek asked. "Feel like getting drunk again? Are you not hungover?"

"Majorly." Bebe said darkly. "But that doesn't stop me!!"

I laughed, I'm not hungover at all believe it or not. "Yeah sure let's go tonight."

"HELL YEAH!!"

"Oh yeah Bebe something BIG happened when you were passed out."

"Are you joking?"

"Nope!!"

I heard whispering and a large gasp then squeal. Wait why am I listening in on their conversation. Craig stop being creepy.

I opened the door and stepped out into the hallway. "Hey guys."

Bebe looked at me grinning like mad. "heyy lover boy."

"It's 8 in the morning can we not?" I asked her irritated.

"You guys are dating now!! Oh my god!!" She smiled then winced. "Ow, hangover ow."

I laughed, "that's what you get, how many men did you pick up last night?"

"EW! Never say that again you greasy ass bitch." She cried. "I am strictly no men. I mean except for Tweek."

"What your saying is that your lesbian?" I asked grabbing the carton of eggs out of the fridge.

"Yeah basically."

"Ok cool." I said shrugging and cracking the egg into the pan.

"Do you guys have aspirin by the way?" She asked.

"Oh yeah we do." Tweek said jumping up and going to medicine cabinet. "Extra strength?"

"Duh. I had so many drinks last night I am in AGONY." She said burying her face in her arms.

He kissed my cheek and went to sit next to Bebe again at the counter. So our kitchen lay out is like this, so we have a little island in the middle. That's where Tweek and Bebe are sitting. We have like stools there. Then we have our like kitchen stuff. Just to give you a little vantage.

Suddenly my phone rang, it was Clyde calling me like he said he would. I picked up swiftly and dodged out of the room.

"Dude."

"What?"

"Kenny has a thing for Tweek, and you know how he doesn't stop until he gets what he wants?"