The boxer and the racer (creek)

Shots and creeps (Bebe)

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I danced alongside Tweek, Craig was sitting at the bar drinking a beer.

"We should take shots." Tweek grinned. I nodded but saw Kenny leaning against the bar talking to some random kid.

"Yeah okay." I walked to the counter and tapped it twice motioning the bartender over. It was a man, older than me. I wonder if I flirt I'll get free drinks?

"Hey baby." He smirked at me, Craig's head snapped to attention. Staring at us, making sure I was fine.

"Can I get, uhm. Six tequila shots?" I smiled sweetly, leaning over the bar slightly.

"Of course, honey." He drawled getting the shots. "For you and your girls?"

"Nope." I winked at him and he grinned even wider.

He presented them to me, "on the house, because your smoking hot. Why don't you come home with me?"

Craig's head snapped to look at us and I grimaced.

"No, really I'm gonna be heading home with my boyfriend."

He seethed, "blow him off, it will be alright baby, it'll be the night of you life." I noticed Tweek watching from a distance to see what this guy will do.

"Oh, no thank you." I cringed as Tweek sat with Craig both watching us intently.

Tweek clenched and unclenched his fists, his cheeks better redder and redder by the each passing second this guy flirted with me.

"Please, your so beautiful." He begged.

Tweek stood up, "she said no, now get the fuck away from her you have other people to attend to."

"And you are? Are you her boyfriend?" He asked crossing his arms.

"Yes I am." He answered putting a protective arm around me. The bartender growled deep in his throat.

"Your that boxer, aren't you." He stated looking at him then me.

"I am, you better watch the fuck out." Tweek threatened and Craig stood up now.

"She's with us." He said monotonously, narrowing his eyes.

"I know that now, so do you want your shots or not?" The bartender asked, now annoyed. I smiled.

"Yes thank you." I said sweetly and grabbed two then motioned for the boys to grab two each. I tipped the glass into my mouth, burning my throat. I coughed and sputtered.

Tweek did the same but didn't cough or sputter, I'm not sure how. He drank the two shots like it was nothing. Craig did the same as me looking at Tweek incredulously.

He coughed and gagged. I bit the lime it came with and shook my head making a sour face. Tweek laughed, taking the bite of the lime and gagging.

Craig was surprisingly good with sour stuff. He bit the lime and only made a slightly uncomfortable face. We all took our second shots at the same time and Tweek fell into me from being pushed. What the hell.

Kenny McCormick was standing behind him, crossing his arms angrily. "You ignored my fucking voicemail!!"

"Because I didn't want to talk with you, can't you get that through your thick skull?" Tweek said back straightening up. Craig grinned slightly, he is so gay for him oh my god. Tweek walks him like a DOG.

"You could've said that!!" He snapped back.

"I DID. SIX TIMES." Tweek yelled.

"I want you Tweek!!" Kenny yelled at me and advanced on Craig. "Me and Tweek loved each other way, before you guys realized your love!! Me and him had a thing in high school. THEN CRAIG COMES AND FUCKS IT UP."

I stood in shock, and looked to Tweek, who looked enraged.

"WE FUCKED TWICE. IT WAS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE I NEVER EVEN SAID I LOVE YOU!" He yelled and look to me and Craig. "We should leave, I don't want to talk to this fucknut anymore." He asked.

We nodded and I looked on my phone for an Uber, ordering it I rubbed Tweek's back as it heaved with angry breaths. "I want to punch that fucking BITCH." He cried turning to me.

Craig grabbed his shoulders turning him away from me, "calm down honey. breathe in, breathe out." Craig reassured him, "you can punch the punching bag when we get home, love."

They are so cute I want to squish them oh my god!!!

He put a hand on his cheek and Tweek visibly calmed down. He leaned into his hand and smiled,

UGH THEY ARE SO CUTE UGGGHHHH.