The Anomoly- MHA

Chapter 24

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Teach: And i tell ya! I just had no thought on what to do in here after-erhm. However long I've been in here! I didnt even think i had a child!

Thatch: does. This. Guy. Ever. Shut. The. Hell. Up?

As he laid flat on his back, Thatch once again was stuck with a rambling old man who doesn't seem to take his hints very well. As he just laued down on the watery ground staring at the stars ceiling-roof-sky thing, not moving in a crucifixion position.

Teach: but aye! I been goin off on ya for quite a while eh? Tell me boy, whats yer name?

Thatch lifted his head up as he crossed his arms.

Thatch: well since you finally asked so nicely, my name is Thatch, Captain Thatch. Well i mean technically its Y/N L/N but at the moment its thatch.

Teach rubbed his long black beard in curiosity as he inspected your outfit.

Teach: Thatch eh? I fancy that name better. What an outfit you have on i must say! I havent seen a man this flamboyant since...well it was a long time ago so...

The old man trailed off once more.

Thatch: my question is how are you here? After your death i would've assumed you got a first class ticket to satan himself.

The old pirate lost his happy demeanor and looked more sullen and sincere.

Teach: aye...s'uppose i shouldve. My life never was one worthy of heaven, alot of us did. But nay, last i saw was a sword to my neck, then i wake up, wet here. I assumed this was my punishment, eternal nothingness.

The old pirate looked around the stary surroundings. The ground ripples underneath every step he took as you sat up straight.

Teach: but now you show up, with me sword no less! Good find lad! How's you get ahold it?

You brought the sturdy steel sword to eye level and inspected it, the hand guard hilt embedded with four large crimson rubies.

Thatch: i found it aboard the ship i was on, it was your actually. The revenge correct?

The legend quickly turned around and lifted you up as he gripped your shoulders, looking desperate.

Teach: where is she?! How did ye find 'er?

He shook you aggressively as you tried to grip his arms to stop him.

Thatch: inna cave! I found her inna cave!

He froze

Teach: a cave? That cannae be possible! I ran 'er aground!

You recovered and shook your arms while adjusting your neck.

Thatch: yeah, surrounded by tons of gold, your beached by the way if that's important or not.

Teach: BOLLOCKS!

The old pirate cursed aloud as he muttered angrily as if he was speaking to somebody. He growled before he turned back to you.

Teach: curse that wretched being! If i could get my fingers on his slimy neck!

He angrily spoke to himself as he thrashed around.

Thatch: you alright there old man?

Teach: No! Grrr...even when im dead that annoying pest still manages to fuck my life up!

He sighed and calmed himself down.

Teach: alright, a small hitch, but you should still be alright. Since you have my sword the revenge should be under your control. Unless that cock messed with that as well...