Ogrewhelmed // Shrek X Donald Trump

Chapter 2: The accidental kiss at a capital mall in memetown, ohio

Hey y'all.....so....i don't remember if i just didn't bother to finish writing this chapter or if i somehow lost the second half of the chapter but this one isn't finished for some reason. I would've gone and checked if it was finished on amino but for some reason all my wiki entries got deleted and i'm too lazy to just search for it so i guess you're getting an unfinished chapter here

Also, i know this is probably an irrelevant detail to add, but when i wrote this i didn't know that there wasn't just a chain of malls called "capital". I just live my state's capital city and i don't leave town often

Hey guys, i forgot to put this in the last one but i made this in minecraft to show what donald and shrek's dorm looks like (insert picture here) so uhh...yeah! This is their dorm! But you can imagine it looking different if you wanted to

Also i'm so sorry you guys didn't like the last chapter, i'm honestly dissapointed that it wasn't a hit because i put hard work into each and every one of my fanfictions... but i understand why this fanfic and the sweetest nightmare didn't get very many likes, they're not memey enough! This fanfic is about two memes that aren't even that relevant anymore and TSN was just about a sleep paralysis demon! Don't worry though, there's only 9 chapters of this story left, plus i'll try and sprinkle in some other things on my account (mostly meme dumps) so stay tuned for that! And without further ado, please enjoy this chapter or else i'll be REAL upset

Ogrewhelmed: a shrek x donald trump fanfiction
Chapter 2: The accidental kiss at a capital mall in memetown, ohio

It was just another friday much alike any other, donald was very anxious that day, why you ask? Because he asked shrek out just yesterday! Well...not really, he just asked shrek if he wanted to hang out at the mall, nevertheless our lil donnie boye treated this get-together as an actual date. While shrek was out doing god knows what because plot convieniance, donald decided that even though they were going to the mall for like 20 minutes, he should probably dress in a way that'll impress shrek! Remembering that compliment shrek gave him because he was so patriotic, he put on his favorite shirt, a blue t-shirt with "murica" written in white and american flag colored sleeves as well as some grey jeans, looking in the mirror most of his anxiety vanished and he struck a confident pose, at that moment, shrek came back and donald left the closet (not in the gay way) "i'm ready papi" he said, shrek blushed, "m8 did you forget to say no homo?" The lemon-lime boi asked, at that moment, donald realized what he said and went into an embarrassed rage, "u-uh...yeah, yeah!" He blurted out, his spicy dorito face even spicier. Soon later they entered shrek's car, kidz bop blasted through the speakers as several people nearby silently judged them... huh, wonder why... about 10 minutes later, they finally reached their destination, the capital mall! "So...where do you want to go first?" Donald asked, donald takes a moment to think like an animal crossing character because the author's excited for new horizons coming out next year, "lmao let's go to hot topic" he said, donald was shocked at shrek's sheer madlad-ery, "h-HOT TOPIC?!?!??! As in..the emo place? Why do you want to go...there?" He asked, oh so dumbfounded. Shrek chuckled, "yep! I'm a fucking e-boy can't you tell?"