Jason POV 💙
In our room we heard
"Lunch! Eat it or miss it, people!" We go downstairs with our siblings
"What, more piss food?"
"You know it."
"All right!"
"Cup-a-lasagna, anyone?"
"Right here."
"Who was on dishes today?"
"Uh, I'll get them after lunch."
"Hey, Debs, Bloom, you ready to go to Target?"
"Yeah, sure."
"What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
"It can be both if you want."
"Target?"
"Deb and Bloom's are gonna go help me register for wedding gifts."
"I thought the wedding was off?'
"Back on."
"Kev know?"
"Uh-huh."
"Oh! Hey-hey!"
"Mmm... damn. You tell that girl Sonny I will crap on a paper plate for her if it'll get me some of this grub."
Bloosom POV 🌺
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In my room rechecking my homework i go downstairs when V came in
"Wedding's not gonna work."
"What happened?"
"Mama wants a real priest."
"Sheila said she'd make your wedding dress, if you want."
"Oh, that's nice, but what good is a dress if I don't have a priest?"
"You could hire an actor. Remember the guy who played Elmo at my birthday party?"
"You remember that?"
"He took his head off. It was traumatizing."
"You think an actor could work?"
"You know what? I could probably get. Father Pete to do it if Carl will help."
"What's it gonna cost me?"
"Uh, Karen and I use your place Friday night?"
"Done."
"Father Pete, the groper?"
"God willing. We got hot dogs?"
"Mmm, no hot dogs." We see Carl put a live goldfish and place it inside the microwave
"What?" I ran over and saved it thankfully glaring at him. At Sheila house
"You don't have to go too crazy here, Sheila, but as close to Vera Wang as you can get."
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FanfictionTwins are one two rays of sunshine living in a house of seven with their siblings and sometimes there father who wouldn't care. The twins made a pack to get out no matter what.
