Twins are one two rays of sunshine living in a house of seven with their siblings and sometimes there father who wouldn't care. The twins made a pack to get out no matter what.
Getting back home with Fiona I was still pretty confused on what happened with Monica and I was still angry with Karen the hoe bag but at least things can go back to normal. In my room as I'm about to go to bed
"Hey bloom?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you sleep with me tonight?" I wonder why but nod
"Okay." I go over to his bed and we sleep. The morning
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I went to hang out with it Mason
"So I heard the slut of Karen had her kid."
"You guess right, slut she the bitch had another guy baby."
"Damn I knew she was a slut eh what am I gonna say bitch had it coming."
"I don't know how your the only milkovich I can hang with." We laughed smiling holding hands. At night
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Jimmy invited us to meet his family dressed up well
"Fiona! Fiona, look!"
"Boys."
"Carl... Sorry. We don't let him out of his cage very often. Carl! Get over here."
"So, Jim, what have you been up to?"
"Still finding new and creative ways to underachieve?"
"I was traveling around South America till recently. Are you still handling all the hemorrhoidectomies for Dad? Chip just joined Dad's practice after his surgical residency, following in the great man's footsteps."
"So you get to cut into people? Awesome."
"He take you skiing yet?"
"Uh, no. My only talent involving snow is knowing how to shovel the walk without disturbing my father sleeping on it."
"And Carl's pretty good at peeing in it as well."
"What was the name of that girl that he took to St. Moritz on New Year's? Chrissie? Lizzie? Something. I remember it had "ie" on the end of it."
"I was 17."
"You took a girlfriend to Europe in high school?"
"Dad offered a ticket."
"He drags her all the way to the Alps, then leaves her in the hotel room sitting there for some French girl he met on the gondola."
"Chip, leave your brother alone."
"Two things you can count on: Mom's naked favoritism for her youngest..."
"That's not true."
"My brother still thinks of me as the runt that didn't punch back."
"...and her youngest's quick and stealthy exit after he weasels her out of another ten grand."
"I was hoping to milk her for another 20 this time." Awkward I look at my plate
"With a name like Chip, you'd think you'd want to defy the stereotype."
"Fiona, don't. It's fine."
"No, it's not."
"Well, sorry to be late." A man came over
"Whipple on a stage-four patient. So, you are the mysterious Fiona."
"And these are Fiona's brothers and beautiful and adorable little sister Carl... Jason, bloosom, and Ian..."
"Hello." We said united
"Well, nice to meet you, Ian."
"Have we ordered?"
"Excuse me. Bathroom."
"And your drink, sir."
"Thank you. Ah, you know, I gotta wash my hands. I'll have the iceberg lettuce salad and the sea bass."
"Double-cut, 48-ounce prime rib, medium-rare, and the two-pound Maine lobster, please."
"Can I get the Kobe with mashed potatoes on the side." Jason spoked
"I'll have a fillet mignon with a nice ceaser salad drizzle over with vinegrette on the side with mash potatoes with gravy and fresh squeezed apple juice with ice please?" I asked nicely to the waiter. After the dinner we took some home.
"Great restaurant, Jimmy. Check out this cool Kn*fe I stole."
"That's going back."
"Hey, they won't miss it. They got tons of 'em."
"Give me that. Bed, now." We head to bed.
Jason POV
The next night in the kicthen doing my homework Ian came in
"Carl's having an air soft w*r with Jimmy in the living room. They're gonna put a dent in the TV screen again."
"Outside! I told you both twice already!"
"Turkey?"
"Get used to it. That and Carl, Jason and Bloom's Morton leftovers are going to tide us over for the next two weeks."
"Listen, I kind of need to talk to you about something."
"Don't worry about her. She doesn't speak any English."
"She living here now?"
"Good Lord, I hope not."
"You know, Jimmy's dad Lloyd?' then dad came in
"I, uh, think we kind of..." We all got silent
"Oh, Jesus. We're broke, Frank. I haven't hidden money in there since you cleaned us out last May."
"Where is it?"
"There is no money dumbass." I said annoyed looking at him which he glared me down but I stayed strong Fiona lightly placed me by her side then he takes the case of beers
"Whoa! No. Those are mine."
"Come on, let him go, Ian."
"No, put it back!"
"What, are you f*cking kidding me?"
"Hey! Hey! Watch it! Get off of me!"
"Hey, stop that! Are you kidding me?!"
"Hey! Hey!"
"Listen! f*cking stop it!"
"Knock it off!"
"Don't you f*ck with me! You little..." I grab a pan and with the lady help I hit him over the head with it as she sets me down
"What you get son of bitch." I kicked him for anger hard then we all took him out and left him there. Inside we see lip returned which made me smile which we go and hugged him.
Bloosom POV
i went to hang out with the only person who really was my opposite Mason as we watched the snow fall together
