How to be Friends with a Guy [ON HOLD]

What's a Guy?

So before we head on to the "advices" section, you readers must familiarize yourselves with what kinds of men are out there.

So what are they exactly? Probably, if you ask me, they're aliens to me.

Not that I hate them that much. Well, they're very diverse in their behavior.

Men are just simple-minded creatures who are the opposite of women, and apparently each one has their own unique set of characteristics. Oddly, they can be sorted into groups, no matter how weird the combinations of their personalities are.

Think of the taxonomic hierarchy of animals in biology. The groupings of their personalities were somewhat similar to that.

So being simple-minded is their domain. The ONLY domain. Well, they are really simple-minded if you look at them closely. It's just that we girls make their personalities complicated.

Next is the kingdom. There are three kingdoms: the Naive, the Intelligent and the Two-Faced.

First is the Naive. Well, the word itself says that there are men who are simply dumb in nature and naive. These men can't get what women are saying, especially when it comes to confessions. And they are the types who make their girlfriends upset when they make a mistake.

At times, being naive can really harm relationships. Although there are some going strong, that's because both parties are naive. It's just like zodiac sign compatibility.

Next is the Intelligent. I won't be explaining this much since the word says it all. So yeah, these guys under the Intelligent are good at handling relationships, making decisions, etc. Mostly, this is where your mythical prince charming falls under, and, um, your playboy falls under here too. Well, why not call them intelligent if they can date multiple women at the same time? But they're still trash, yes.

Lastly is the Two Faced. These are the guys who can juggle two or more personalities at the same time, hence two faced. These are also the guys who hide their true personalities under the facade they create. They have quite a trashy personality, yes, but they make good partners too. 

After the kingdoms, we have Phyla. 

Okay, I know this is ridiculous, but believe me, this will help you.

We have two phyla of men. The ones with Soft spots, and the ones who are hard as a Rock.

The soft ones, well, they are the ones that have something to hide, similar to two-faced. It's embarrassing for them to show this to the public, so it's very rare for men to have this. Except if they're two-faced.

Those who are hard as rocks are as stubborn as bulls. They don't have soft spots, and these guys tend to be sadistic. 

Naive with soft spots,

Naive who are hard as rocks,

Intelligent with soft spots,

Intelligent who are hard as rocks,

Two-faced with soft spots,

Two-faced who are hard as rocks,

and Two-faced who have both.

Trust me, the worst of them all is the second-to-last. If you can put up with this kind of guy, I congratulate you. Not that I can't defy the match-making skills of the heavens.