A/N: Hi guys Abi and Paisley here. I know, long time, no hear. Sorry, life gets in the way sometimes. We can't believe the number of votes on here oh well we can because Abi is a cocky little shiz and Pais is the amused mum who just rolls her eyes and goes with the flow.
So how are you guys excited? We hope we haven't lost our mojo or Theo will be bland and sassless and yup we invited a new word. So um yea Abi started a hetero book called The Devil Wears A Leather Jacket... I Wear T-Shirts. It's a work in progress so check it out on her page @AbigailThorpe.
Dedicated to @DragonflyTears a little cutie who said Zeus, yes for mythology! and was very understanding about our schedule. Abi made a visual of the guys, hope you like it!
Enjoy!
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Chapter 5
It had been quite a flurry of events as Ormartian proceeded to carry me through the crowd of people, talking to them in whatever language it was.
"Who are these people Ormartian?" I tried to ask, "Hey, are you listening to me? Do they have a phone?" I got frustrated when he seemed be ignoring me so I tried squirming out of his arms.
"Just let me down O!" I growled, though it probably came out more like a whine as I smacked his big, oversized chest.
With a grunt he threw me over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes and then stomped off into a big hut and I think he smacked my butt. But maybe that was my perverted imagination God knows the naughty subconscious part of me was taking over.
Oh honey you like it as much as the next guy.
Shut it you sorry excuse for a conscience.
I take in my surrounding hanging upside down and all oh my lanta, thank you SkenzeKid, how could I not so perfecto. Okay getting off track...there are so many hunky men in here, hunky, but scary. They're all looking at me like a tasty meal.
I never asked to be here, I'm not sure I want to be here! And right now, held captive by a bossy, rude, overgrown, god-worthy hunk and, in the 'den' of a group of sexy, yet scary, hungry looking men...isn't very appealing.
Liar liar pants on fire.
Okay...maybe it is. So sue me!
Anyway, I did what any boy in my position would do, I began kicking my legs and pounding his firm, tasty looking butt. Tasty looking?? No, scratch that, just firm.
He proceeded to throw me on the floor. Ouch!
My poor overused and abused booty. Really? Not like that you perv!
Please don't want an orgy! I am not into that, I'm a good boy, a sexy beast but a good one none the less. If Julian Hernandez could me see me now, speaking of which I think I saw him somewhere.
I heard a growl, wait did he? Did he just like growl at me?
What a sexy growl it is too.
I agree. Oh looky now I am a naughty little thing like you, a sexy little thing if I might add.
You're drooling too.
Shut it!
I look up, giving him my best glare for dropping me here so unceremoniously. I watch as his eyes scan my body, studying me with a stoic, expressionless face. He had just thrown me from his shoulder onto a pile of...I look down...animal furs, no wonder it was kinda soft. Wait...fur?! I'm against the use of animals for fur...dang!
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You Sir Are No Gentleman - (boyxboy)
RomantikI never asked to be here, I don't want to be here! As a matter of fact, being stuck in some weird cave with a group of sexy men...well one in particular...isn't very appealing. Okay...maybe it is. So sue me! I watch as his eyes scan my body, stud...