Chopsticks

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*Eating at a Japanese restaurant*

Zombieman: Hey Flashy, do you think you can teach me how to use chopsticks?

Flashy Flash: I...alright...

*Zombieman breaking the chopsticks and Flashy trying to teach him*

Flashy Flash: No, it's...no it's between these two fingers

*Flashy having to hold Zombieman's hand and Zombieman just watching Flash teach him*

Flashy Flash: Zombie...

Zombieman: Hmm?

Flashy Flash: You can't just pretend you don't know how to use chopsticks just to trick me into holding your hand

Zombieman under his breath: Dammit...

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