Marco: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Y/n: No, birdbrain. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
*crew snickers in the background*
Marco: No, that’s not part of it—
Y/n: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Ace: I would want to live with no legs.
Y/n: How about no arms?
Ace: defeats the purpose of my title
Y/n: title? You gonna be known a legless Ace!
*laughter erupted*
Marco: All right you two!, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
*Y/n pumps frantically*
Ace eyes widens and dramatically holds his chest as If he was the dummy
Marco: Okay, too fast. Y/n, you need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Y/n: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Haruta: How’s that gonna help you?
Y/n: I will divide and then count to it.
Everyone: Right...
Marco: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Y/n: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Marco: 😧
*laughter erupted*
Ace: I ain't never trusting you with my life 🤣
You: I'll let you die anyways legless ace
*glares at each other*
Marco: I'm going back for my office..
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