Draco's quote book

May, the month of birthdays

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Phoenix, Draco(me), Kneefuly, Emma and Zee are all celebrating our birthdays this month!

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Don't blow, especially not Jesus -Shealin

I'm sorry but you are destined to a horrible fate -Draco to her drawing while playing art sherades

One, it was a gram of graphite not lend. B, you can eat it you just won't get any nutrients from it -Draco after eating a gram of graphite

Blame Shealin, she corrupted me! -Draco

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So you are someone's support toaster -Kneefuly to Phoenix
No I'm someone's support prodogen -Phoenix

Help me. I'm being called a toaster. -Phoenix

So to go to the right you have to go to the left? -Kneefuly

Phoenix you know how I adopted you? -Draco
Uh yeah? -Phoenix
That is a wired way to start a conversation -Kneefuly
Anyway Phoenix you have a little adoptive brother now -Draco
Yay I have a little brother! -Phoenix

Phoenix help my crown is stuck in my hair -Draco

Wait how do you have my profile picture? -Draco
Magic -Kneefuly

So we are just making a teir list on who would cause the most damage in an apocalypse? -Draco
Yes -Kneefuly

Mmm paper rap is good -Draco

Your words are not Englishing for me -Draco to Kneefuly

I kinda want skittles now idk why -Draco after talking about skittles

Do you ever question your life choices and then you are like didn't I do that yesterday -Phoenix

I'm considered music now -Phoenix

Giff tried to hurt the Marshmallow flavored ice cream cat. He is now on #1 on my hit list. -Phoenix about chapter two of Dragon Slayer.
That is a quote book worthy quote right there -Draco

That's one crazy ass bird -Logan

Sorry I didn't reply. I was playing a game that can anger me quickly. -Phoenix

Damn it autocorrect -Draco

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Wait are you trying to nickname me? -Draco
Yes but I don't know how -Crutches
You can only do that in servers -Draco
That's unfortunate I had a really funny nickname in mind -Crutches
What did you have in mind? -Draco
(Silence) A random gremlin -Crutches

This rabbit is evil -Crutches
What did your rabbit attack you again? -Draco
She ran in to a table which had my tea and spiled it on the couch. I drink my tea with milk, Milk is very hard to get out of fabric. We have to get new cushions now -Crutches
Oh boy that rabbit is a menace -Draco

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Pretend I didn't almost forgot but happy birthday to Phoenix! Even though that was a few days ago but I REMEMBERED -Draco

Draco, happy birth -Kneefuly

Happy birthday Draco! -Ghostler

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACO. Congratulations your one year closer to being dead like me. And everyone else who had a birthday before this. -Phoenix

Happy birthday Draco, I'm not good with gifts so I got you a rice crispy square -Crutches

Happy birthday Kneefuly! -Draco

Sorry I'm asexual. The only thing I suck are straws. -Phoenix

On an old Minecraft server with my friends I horded all the potatoes and became the potato queen -Draco talking about The Old Realm

idk about you, but I am goated at discord golf -Kneefuly

Why do the weekend have to end so fast aaaaaaaaaaaaa -Draco

Please wait for the physically disabled -Draco
The physically disabled must either catch up or perish! -Emma

The water wasn't fully dry -Evelyn

Stop this tomfoolery this instant -some random kid

I'm pretty sure I'm real! Unless I'm a shared hallucanation or something -Ghostler
No. You are real. And if anyone tells you otherwise. I will personally stab them. -Phoenix

WHERE MY REAL ONES AT -Kneefuly

Welp time to turn on some music and power up my laptop -Draco going to fix a technical problem in the Dragon Slayer server

I is confused -Phoenix

YOU'LL DRINK A MAN'S SWEAT?! -Mattox to Kneefuly

I can't breathe through my nose and I can't sleep halp -Draco

E A SPORTS -Ginger

EVERYONE QUICK SAY SOMETHING FUNNY -Draco
something funny -Kneefuly

(Dies) -Phoenix

I AM ON FIRE , I AM A FLAMING HOMESEXAUL -Ghostler
Take this bucket of water. And stop being on fire. But go be that flaming homesexaul you are. -Phoenix

See there was a mosquito, we weren't gaslighting you -Draco after killing a mosquito mid air

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I can't stop sneezing aaaaa

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Quote book scoring

Draco - 483
Kneefuly - 341
Phoenix - 217
Ghostler - 153
Logan - 148
Random people - 17
Math teacher - 16
Gremlin - 11
Nicholai - 11
Lagoon - 8
Shealin - 8
Turtle God - 7
Mattox - 7
Ginger - 7
Crutches - 6
Sour Patch - 4
Flosviscaria - 4
Mr.L - 3
Kebo - 3
The ASAD - 2
Bridge go burr - 2
Septonic - 2
Zee - 2
Media arts teacher - 2
Sam - 2
Arlo - 2
Emma - 2
Hybrid - 1
Fester - 1
Jazzy - 1
Jack - 1
Phantom - 1
Minecraft - 1
Leafy - 1
Technoblade - 1
Ozzie - 1
Evelyn - 1

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