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Well it's the new year, you know what that means? A whole new years worth of quotes!
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I was just chilling and watching funny videos then I noticed the time, it's fucking 2 am -Draco
Tomorrow is school I am not mentally ready to go back yet aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -Draco
Oh I'm so full of the brownies I took halp meh -Draco
Oh I'm not the only one awake -Draco at 2 am
It was fucking autocorrect I swear -Draco
Daily dose of Doot -Draco
As the King of Doot it is my duty to keep the Doot alive today shall be named Doot day -Phoenix
Wait I got an idea! What if instead of saying duty you say it like dooty -Draco
(Draco and Ghostler laughing manicly)
Help me! The hole punch is shiting itself-Draco
You wanna hear a joke? Ok so the joke is- (leaves discord call) -Phoenix
More espresso less depresso but I'm all out of espresso -Phoenix
Haha my sleep schedule is already fucked -Draco at 2 am
Guess who has to do a math test then go for an eye surgery. Me -Phoenix
During the summer I was pretty much nocturnal -Draco
Glad to know that I didn't sleep through exams -Kneefuly
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Nah I'd take floor skittles over your small dick -Draco in a dream to a random guy hitting on her before proceeding to jump down from a rafter ten feet up, grab a bunch of skittles off the floor and run off
Ok you all can't just stand there stuck like a pack of sardines, come on get out! -Draco in her dream after hundreds of people slid down a huge slide and all got stuck at the bottom
No! -the crowd in Draco's dream
GET OUT NOW! -Draco in her dream as she yelled to the crowd from the top of the huge slideI just want to make a blood pact with you -a bear in Draco's dream
So your a vampire bear? -Draco in her dream to the bearYay suicide death mission! -Draco in a dream
(I swear my dreams are either a freaky nightmare or it's like a drug trip or both but no in between)
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Draco's quote book
HumorHello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm b...