Its now 2023 whoooo

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Well it's the new year, you know what that means? A whole new years worth of quotes!
Let's get into it!

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I was just chilling and watching funny videos then I noticed the time, it's fucking 2 am -Draco

Tomorrow is school I am not mentally ready to go back yet aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -Draco

Oh I'm so full of the brownies I took halp meh -Draco

Oh I'm not the only one awake -Draco at 2 am

It was fucking autocorrect I swear -Draco

Daily dose of Doot -Draco

As the King of Doot it is my duty to keep the Doot alive today shall be named Doot day -Phoenix

Wait I got an idea! What if instead of saying duty you say it like dooty -Draco

Wait I got an idea! What if instead of saying duty you say it like dooty -Draco

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(Draco and Ghostler laughing manicly)

Help me! The hole punch is shiting itself-Draco

You wanna hear a joke? Ok so the joke is- (leaves discord call) -Phoenix

More espresso less depresso but I'm all out of espresso -Phoenix

Haha my sleep schedule is already fucked -Draco at 2 am

Guess who has to do a math test then go for an eye surgery. Me -Phoenix

During the summer I was pretty much nocturnal -Draco

Glad to know that I didn't sleep through exams -Kneefuly

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Nah I'd take floor skittles over your small dick -Draco in a dream to a random guy hitting on her before proceeding to jump down from a rafter ten feet up, grab a bunch of skittles off the floor and run off

Ok you all can't just stand there stuck like a pack of sardines, come on get out! -Draco in her dream after hundreds of people slid down a huge slide and all got stuck at the bottom
No! -the crowd in Draco's dream
GET OUT NOW! -Draco in her dream as she yelled to the crowd from the top of the huge slide

I just want to make a blood pact with you -a bear in Draco's dream
So your a vampire bear? -Draco in her dream to the bear

Yay suicide death mission! -Draco in a dream

(I swear my dreams are either a freaky nightmare or it's like a drug trip or both but no in between)

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