Draco's quote book

Kneefuly vod quotes

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The image above is Kneefuly and his upside down Minecraft skin.
So Kneefuly has a YouTube channel and here's a bunch of quotes from one of his videos.

Some context: Kneefuly was playing Lucky Islands in a Minecraft server and I came to bug him, he was also recording so everything is word for word.

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Hello everyone KnEefUly here -Kneefuly

Today we are going to be playing some Lucky Islands. Which is the game that everyone just like doesn't play, other than Bridge go burr for some reason -Kneefuly

That guy has stuff and I don't like it, they have stuff and I don't -Kneefuly

None of you trade for actually useful shit -Kneefuly to the villager tower

DIE! -Kneefuly in a wired voice

NO! -Kneefuly as he starts ascending into the sky

Ok that, that's a thing -Kneefuly after he gets killed

Break everything you own -Kneefuly

Ok we got a plan, we gonna use it. We gotta think, and go stab them ez -Kneefuly

That guy just killed himself -Kneefuly after witnessing someone fall into the void

A rock, paper -Kneefuly

Idk how I'm alive -Kneefuly 5 seconds before he got killed

I am actually dead, oh Hi Draco! -Kneefuly
Hi, did I scare you? -Draco
Yes -Kneefuly
(Maniacal laughter) -Draco

I am doing fine enough, fine enough. Yes that'll do yeah I'm doing fine -Kneefuly

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(This is not a quote but I feel like this should be said)
While I was rewatching Kneefuly's video, we had started talking about TechnoBlade. And I was saying that I had just come back from watching his stream, the one where Techno, Tubbo and Eret go and save Micheal. That was the last stream Techno did one the DSMP server, before his passing. I'm glad that I was there, and I miss him. It's been almost a year now since he died. But I will never forget him.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

Anyways sorry for the bit of angst here, let's get back to the funnies

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Who the fuck Micheal -Kneefuly who wasn't up to date

As soon as you said that someone in chat in the game I'm playing said 'who was that' -Kneefuly
(Laughter) Ah the comedic timing -Draco
The comedic timing indeed -Kneefuly

Coincidence, um I think not -Kneefuly

I mean that crater is still a crater, it doesn't matter how you make it look -Kneefuly

You were just building a tunnel while watching a Techno stream? -Kneefuly
Yeah, it was already pre-existing so I was just making it bigger so you could fly through it. I tried to fly through it, and then I crashed into a wall. So that was fun! -Draco

Now where can I find the funny thing- I just got killed, I am so sad -Kneefuly
Couldn't find the funny thing in time? -Draco
Couldn't find the funny thing in time -Kneefuly

Wait I can just walk over there and slap them in the face. I can just walk over there and slap them! -Kneefuly

That's a bomb, he left a bomb as his death gift. What a nice man -Kneefuly