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Also, I have new names for Glitchy and Smokey. They would be their birth names while those are now nicknames. Glitchy is now Heinic(I swear I didn't know a character from a game was called that until I googled it) and Smokey is Sheka. Hope thats okay.
Enjoy!
TW: Swearing and a few quotes that ended up shipping Heinic and Sheka that I though were too funny to leave out.
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Heinic: I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you
Sheka: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Heinic: Jokes on you. I can't do math.
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Sheka, going over Heinics resume: Okay, so right here it states you're creative.
Heinic: Yes.
Sheka: Okay. May I know what you create?
Heinic: Problems.
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Synthia(TCO): Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Sheka: >:0 Language! (omfg the face)
Phoenix: Yeah! Watch your fucking language!
Heinic: OKAY! WHO TAUGHT PHOENIX THE FUCK WORD!
Nova, laughing: 'The fuck word'.
Sheka: Are you guys stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phoenix: Oh my god, she censored it.
Heinic: Say fuck, Sheka.
Phoenix: Do it, bitch. Say fuck.
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Synthia: Time for plan G.
Phoenix: Don't you mean plan B?
Synthia: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Phoenix: What about plan D?
Synthia: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Phoenix: What about plan E?
Synthia: I'm hoping not to use it. Holly dies in plan E.
Heinic, appearing behind the two: I like plan E.
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Synthia: Why are your tongues purple?
Sheka: We had slushies. I had a red one.
Heinic: I had a blue one.
Synthia: Oh.
Synthia:
Synthia: OH
Phoenix: You drank each others slushies?
BONUS
*Minutes before*
Heinic:
Sheka:
Heinic: You look kickable.
Sheka, confused: Kissable?
Heinic: Not what I said, but yeah.
Sheka: Do it then.
Heinic: No. We're siblings.
Sheka: Ha. Wimp.
Heinic: Fine then. I'll do it.
Sheka: wait I was joking-
Heinic: Too late.
*mwah*
Sheka: Heinic, Oh my god!
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Sheka: I currently have seven empty notebooks and have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Phoenix: Put spaghetti in it.
Sheka: I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Synthia: Put spaghetti in it.
Sheka: I'm taking suggestion from everyone but you two.
Heinic: Put spaghetti in it.
Sheka: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Synthia, trying to fill out legal paperwork: Were you guess born AMAB or AFAB?
Sheka: AFAB.
Phoenix: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Heinic: I personally was created in a lab.
Nova: I just straight up spawned lol.
BONUS
Synthia: Alright, be serious now.
Phoenix: AFAB.
Nova: AFAB.
Heinic: AMAB but I was intersex, they just chose AMAB because it was basically what I was.
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Synthia: On the count of three, whats your favouritr cake? One, two, three-
Synthia and Phoenix in unison: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Sheka: Our turn, Heinic! One, two, three- Strawberry!
Heinic, deadpan: I've never had cake. What is cake?
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That's all this time! Have a good day/night!
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