Ninja Hoe

Chapter 15

~Previously on the last chapter~

They are drawn to the faraway trumpet blast. They discovered a volcano, the hideout of those mad former generals, and... Lloyd!

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Cole: "He's in trouble!"

Kai: "Aw man! What are we gonna do?!"

Nya: "We can still do this guys! We just gotta figure out how to be real ninjas!"

Jay: "You know what's really brave? Making camps, sleeping for the night, waking up in the morning"

Kai: Sarcasm "Yeah that's brave"

Nya: "Wait, Zane! Don't you have like 700 gigabytes of martial arts movies on your hard drive?"

Zane: robot noises "Correct!"

(Y/N): "Cool! Roll them dude!"

The ninjas: amazed "Woah!"

Zane: "Aye aye yai"

Nya: "I learned so many things so fast"

Kai: "That's right that's right"

Jay: "I'm ready!"

Cole: "Time to get down and dirty *puts dirt on his face* Ninja style"

They got into ready ninja posture, but one of them is still perplexed after seeing the movies.

(Y/N): confused af "Huh, wait now???"

Oh, they actually have a plan! Nya ran into the lake and distracted the guards by shooting water at them and dragging them in, while Cole is completely coated in mud and about to knock one out. Oh hi! (Y/N) assist Jay in climbing into a watch tower and hiding on the roof so Jay can shock a guard with static electricity using a scarf. They band together and masquerade themselves as generals in order to get closer to Lloyd, Oh, and Garmadon.

Before Garmadon and Lloyd had a sentimental moment with each other while close to death the fellow ninjas got the crazy generals away from the cage.

Ninjas: "Lloyd!"

Lloyd: relieved "Guys!"

Garmadon: "Oh hey!"

Lloyd: "Oh my gosh! How did you get up here?"

Kai: takes off helmet "Oh man, we did all that stuff you and Master Wu told us to do! Ninja style bro"

Lloyd: impress "Woah"

Nya: takes off disguise "Alright let's get out of here and make it to the ultimate ultimate weapon"

(Y/N): "For once that sounds like a plan" opens the cage door

Garmadon: "Its not gonna be easy ninja because I fired ridiculous amount of generals"

Lloyd: "Alright, alright, I got an idea. If we can hold these generals off long enough, we can build a way out of here"

Garmadon: "Great idea! You can start building and Lloyd and I will throw you bricks"

The plan is set: Lloyd and Garmadon will stay and hurl the bricks that the other ninjas require while they go grab some bricks to construct with, but there's a ssmmmmmaaall issue.

Kai: "Lloyd, I need a two by two!" rips a piece off the ground

Lloyd: "Here it comes!" tries to throw but ended up in the other way

Zane: "That was terrible"

(Y/N): "Ooohhh honey no"

Nya: "Throw me a couple of one bites!"

Lloyd: "I got it! Check this out!" another fail throw

Kai: "How can you be so bad at this?" puts pieces in the cart

Cole: "Yeah, like a mental block"

Garmadon: "Hang on everybody, you ninjas get at it, and Lloyd, you're coming with me. throws a piece away. I'll be in charge of the tunes. pulls out his phone I'll just put it on shuffle here. press it please, not Jim Croce please, not Jim Croce Fucking Jim Croce music plays Ahhh! Jinx us! Whatever! Alright Ninjas, keep building!"

Garmadon and Lloyd are enjoying some Father-Son time! Garmadon is teaching him how to throw properly, which is fantastic because the others are literally still gathering pieces while fighting off the insane former generals. Oh, I think we're missing someone. There's Garmadon, Lloyd, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Nya, and oh wait, where's (Y/N)?! We've lost our primary character!

OH MY GOD, LLOYD IS MISSING AN ARM !

I LOOK AWAY FOR A MINUTE, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?