sid: guys guess what
clown: what
sid: i got a pet turtle but i dont know what to name him yet
joey: waffle
corey: little cunt
clown: big papa
craig: keyboard
paul: little guy
mick: NAME IT NICOLE OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES
sid: clown why did you say big papa..?
clown: cause i felt like it
*1 person joined*
chris: hi
sid: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME
chris: long story short. i ate half a box of sleep gummys and slept for a month.
corey: be fucking for real.
sid: bitch thats obviously a lie.
chris: nah, they were strawberry flavored and i thought they were candy so i ate half of them before realizing that they were for sleep and yeah.
chris: anyway you should name the turtle egg
clown: TF YOU MEAN BY ANYWAY
mick: YOU DONT JUST WAKE UP AND RANDOMLY JOIN IN ON THE TOPIC
corey: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD
chris: im spider man
joey:
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chris: omg its me
corey: im done with this group chat.
sid: same
*5 people left*
craig: chris is secretly tom holland
chris: dude stop exposing me if they find out they'll tell the whole world
joey: yeah shut up craig
craig: you shut up
joey: your the one exposing chris
craig: you shared a picture of him in his secret form
chris: i dont know whose side im on
YOU ARE READING
slipknot texts/group chats
Randomthe group chats are all connected so it'll be a new story but they'll sometimes bring up stuff from the past. also theyer might be some ships but that depends on how im feeling. love you lots and enjoy the story -always and forever, joeyjordisonsmask
