craig: do you guys ever wake up and decide to just start singing this song
craig:
sid:....
joey: ACTUAL GOALS AF
craig: LITERALLY MY LIFE IS BEACHES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
corey: MESSY BUNS AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
jim: LITERALLY MY LIFE IS
paul: SKINNY WAISTS AND HIGH FASHION
clown: RIDING IN THE G WAGON
mick: LITERALLY MY LIFE IS LITERALLY MY LIFE IS
chris: yall are actually sped
sid: im done.
*1 person left*
joey: your just mad that your not allowed to sing with us
craig: on god
chris: okay christmas carolers at my door
mick: THAT SONG IS GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT
clown: can yall idk GET ALONG FOR ONCE
jim: can you idk GET A LIFE FOR ONCE
craig: how did it go from singing a song to this?
clown: dont even start jim
corey: drama alert...
mick: this tea is HAWT
jim: clown actually stfu you act like all of us dont know stuff that we can blackmail you with
clown: what is it then huh?
jim: i heard you and chris banging last night
clown:....
craig:...
chris: um...
mick:ABHAHAHAHAA
corey: HOW ARE YOU LAUGHING
paul: UMMM
jim: i have enough secrets from all of you to make a burn book
mick: SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT
jim: 1: corey and joey are dating now 2: sid actually thinks joey is ugly 3: nothing abt paul since hes my pookie<3 4: mick called craig a stupid bitch on call with me 5: craig has a foot fetish 6: chris and clown have sex toys in theyer room but they hide it from everyone 7: nothing abt me since im perfect<3 8: joey still likes pokemon cards
mick: you did not.
craig: FUCK YOU MICK AND FUCK YOU TOO JIM
*1 person left*
clown: um.
chris: ....
*2 people left*
joey: WHO CARES IF I STILL LIKE POKEMON CARDS
corey: AND WHO CARES IF WERE DATING? YOU AND PAUL ARE DATING
joey: IM SO OVER THIS GROUP CHAT
corey: SAME
*2 people left*
mick: im leaving
*1 person left*
paul: aww i knew you would never talk shit about me<3
jim: coreys just mad that were a perfect couple and his relationship sucks
paul: fr
jim: in my regina george era
jim:
YOU ARE READING
slipknot texts/group chats
Acakthe group chats are all connected so it'll be a new story but they'll sometimes bring up stuff from the past. also theyer might be some ships but that depends on how im feeling. love you lots and enjoy the story -always and forever, joeyjordisonsmask