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Nabi: it's not my fault people don't like me

Jungwon: you said that Rain Sunbae made you faint, and not because of his looks.

Nabi: he said I wasn't good at dancing

Jungwon: you also told JYP that you would rather get run over and over again by your sister driving a tractor than feature in one of his songs.

Nabi:

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Nabi crying: so- so than he said he would never love me again!

Minhee: I told you couldn't put 6 shots of espresso in your coffee

Nabi: SAME THING

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- Nabi and Heesung making intense eye contact -

Heesung: are you sure there's no guy in your room?

Nabi: of course! Why would there be?

Heesung pointing at Minhee holding a pair of two big leafs: that tree looks weird and like a guy

Nabi nervously sweating: it's from Florida

Heesung: hmm okay.

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Nabi: I have something to confess guys

Taehyun: what is it?

Nabi: I don't understand the Taylor Swift hype

Yeeun: EXUSE YOU?!

Taehyun: WHAT THE FU-

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Jay: Where is Nabi?

Sunoo: oh Nabi's in Tokyo

Jay: WHAT?! HOW?!

Sunoo: she told me she took a wrong turn, got pushed into a black van and than ended up in a plane to Tokyo.

Jay: IS SHE OKAY?!

Sunoo: yeah, it was just Mi-Ra.

Jay: ...

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Sunghoon: Nabi were you good at school?

Nabi: nah, I literally had like a 1.9 gpa and like 100 absentees

Sunghoon:

Nabi: crazy how I got into SNU huh?

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Ni-Ki: tell me something interesting about yourself

Nabi: well I almost killed my enemy because I sent a basket of spoiled bakery goods to him because he said he didn't like me.

Ni-Ki: o-oh...

Nabi: yeah, I also signed him up for the army

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Sunoo: I support Nabi's rights

- Nabi setting a box on fire labeled Mi-Ra's stuffed animals -

Sunoo: and her wrongs.

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Joshua: I think Nabi is a nice girl

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