Y/N POV
We hauled his miserable ass to the infirmary, me and Yasuo both got the urge to just dump him on the side of the sidewalk on the way, but we didn't.
He should be fucking thankful I didn't cast another spell; he should be thankful Yasuo didn't slit his throat or shoot him.
A nursing student sees us barrel in with a chicken nugget Ezreal in our hands.
Nurse: Oh my gosh! Right this way, put him in here!
We plop him in the bed in the one room.
Nurse: What happened?
Honesty will work for this one.
Y/N: He attacked my girlfriend, so-
Yasuo: He backed out in traffic when he came back and got hit by a bus, is he going to be okay?
Nurse: U-uh yeah, he should be fine.
We both sigh in relief, then leave him there.
Nurse: You guys know anyone he can contact for emergencies?
Yasuo: Uh, he will when he wakes up, it's not too bad.
Y/N: Yeah.
Yasuo: Hey Y/N, I gotta take a leak, go out to the limo, Ahri texted and said it's out there.
He walks into the bathroom, but doesn't lock the door, which is strange.
I sit in the limo outside.
Driver: And Yasuo?
Y/N: In the bathroom, he'll be a little bit.
Well, someone is launching fireworks or something tonight, and I heard a scream coming from inside. Yeah, fireworks can be shocking sometimes.
Yasuo walks out, tucking a utility knife in his pocket, then getting in the car.
Yasuo: Well, that was good, alright. Driver! Take us to the resort.
Driver: Right away, sirs.
The police pull up to the infirmary as we round the corner, okay...
Y/N: So, were those fireworks?
Yasuo: Yeah, I heard them too, no idea what they were, I didn't have a gun either, so...
Y/N: Cutting off loose ends?
Yasuo: Ah, you know me too well, only loose end I have is my long... luxurious... hair...
Y/N: Dude?
This psychopath, who the hell wrote this guy?
Yasuo: Don't act like you didn't want it too! I saw that look in your eye, the same look we got when we were back at the house, and you nearly killed Kayn.
Y/N: W-well... maybe.
Yasuo: Also, uh... you know what's been up with Ahri, she's like... always looking at you and stuff, you do any magic?
Y/N: I told you man, I don't operate like that, and I said I'd try to keep you guys together.
Yasuo: No, you PROMISED to keep us together. Actually, you promised me a girl too, where is she?!
Y/N: Don't rely on me! This is all you and her! What about Irelia?!
And a little bit me.
Yasuo: Whatever man, could you at least wait until this tour is over?
Fuck man, sorry, I didn't wait, oops.
Y/N: Y-yeah... u-uh, sure man.
Yasuo: What got me was when we were at the party, what were you gonna say to her?
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Gifted? Magical? Please: E&E (K/DA X Male Reader)
Fanfic-Y/N L/N was once a boy, born and raised in Ionia, exposed to the magic and pure unspoiled beauty of the region. Being of Vastayan descent, it came naturally that he'd become gifted, possessing powers that the average Bilgewater fiend could only dre...
