Diesel: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Diesel BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Bruno: Diesel just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Bruno: I just won Diesel Tantrum Bingo.
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Thomas and Friends incorrect quotes
FanficI don't even know why the fuck I'm doing this, but here you all go. This is not for the faint of heart, some of these quotes contain foul language and dirty jokes, so to any kids reading this, I'd recommend finding something else. Some of these are...
