"A Hottie Among Us"

An Impostor Arises

Hihi!! Author here, juuust wanted to point out that this is a shitpost fanfiction about Among Us because I got too silly. I apologize in advance for what you're going to read, because this obviously won't be one of my best works. Enjoy, somewhat of this, I guess?

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It's a normal day on The Skeld. Crewmates are doing their everyday tasks, and everything seems to be in the ordinary. Everyone is just enjoying their time on the spaceship, and all was good.. or so they thought.

Suddenly, orange presses the emergency meeting button, and when everyone comes to see what the issue is, Orange looks like he's panicking. Everyone asks what the issue is, and Orange doesn't fail to sound like a wuss; "Someone was killed on the spaceship!", he exclaimed.

Everyone gasped in shock; someone was killed?! Impossible, everything seemed so peaceful! "You've got to believe me, man, I saw the dead body right there!", he continued. "Who was killed, exactly?", Green asks, with a theoretically raised brow.

"Brown! Brown was killed! I couldn't see the perpetrator due to them venting at the last second at the corner of my eye, but I swear I heard the vents being opened and Brown's cries from the other room!", Orange wailed, clearly upset.

"Well, we don't have enough supporting evidence to see if anyone here did it, so I recommend we skip.", said Purple, it seems he knows a little more about this.

And so, everyone skips their vote. The Skeld isn't the same as before, as everyone is now fearing for their lives, or if they'll even live through to see the light of day once again.

Nevertheless, as the crewmates scatter around, this leaves two in the Cafeteria, Blue and Red. Blue suggests that they both go to Medbay for her to do a scan, and for Red to check the samples. Red agrees, and they both go to Medbay for what she said. 

And as soon as it finished, another emergency meeting has been called. Everyone rushed to the Cafeteria once again, wanting to figure out what happened now.

"Again?", Red asked, annoyedly. "Sadly.", Green replied.

"Who is it now?", it's clear Red is already getting bored of these emergency meetings. "It was Orange.", Green replied, once again. "What happened at the scene?", Blue asked. "Orange was killed in Electrical, I could tell he was trying to fix the wires until he was killed by an impostor, by the positioning of his body.", Green summarized.

Red raises a theoretical brow; "How do you know all of this?", he asked, skeptical of Green. Green stayed quiet, seeming to not budge at this question. This only raised Red's suspicion more. "How do we all know you're not the impostor, though, Red?", Yellow asks. Red starts sweating until Blue starts to defend him; "He was with me the entire time. I can reassure you that he's not the impostor.", Red looked at Blue in awe, and Blue was holding Red's hand the whole meeting.

"Skip?", Yellow recommended, however, all of the suspicions pointed to Green, and Red recommends that they all vote for Green. Green tries to prove himself as innocent, but it's no use, as all of the votes are cast on him. Green is voted out, and it is proven that he is one of the impostors that were on the Skeld. Everyone celebrates, but not for long.

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WOOOOOOOOH that was a lot to take in. Thanks for reading the first page I guess, next chapter will be written soon!!!!!!!!!!! (why am i doing this again)