Story 3: The Chapter in Which Timmy Goes on A Walk with Alfredo

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    Once upon a time Timmy was going on a walk to the park with his other friend Alfredo. Timmy told him about what had happened, starting with the bus ride 3 days before.

    "Me and Joe got on the bus, but no one was there. Wait, you remember Joe, right?"

    "Yeah," Alfredo answered. His voice sounded as if it was one of those men talking in fast food restaurant advertisements, which made sense considering he HAD been one of those guys.

    "Okay, good. So I looked out the window and a bunch o' robots were rampaging everywhere. Then Joe noticed me staring and said that he saw one flying around my house and that it looked like it had shot a laser ray at my back door. I responded 'That might be true. I did hear a sound that sounded like a giant robot flying through the sky in the background and shooting my little sister through the open back door.'"

    "That sounds like something from a book about a robot invasion."

    "I know, right? That's just what Joe said. But then HE was shot by a laser ray by the SAME ROBOT. His head deformed in a way that seemed like it was melting, but then un-melted. When I looked again, it and one arm was made out of iron. His eyes were the same eyes as a fly that was mutated to grow the size of a 10 year old human, but red. His hand took the shape of a plastic grabber toy."

    "Okay, that's just scary. Hope that never happens to me!"

    "Same here."

     "Hey, tell me about what happened with your sister."

    "Fine. But I just don't understand it. I mean, it's one thing for your little sister to trample your little tree, but it's a totally different thing if while she does it after getting shot with a laser through your randomly open back door, bursting out of the house with a robot head and a claw, and screaming--"

    At that exact moment, that same giant robot flew through the sky in the background and shot Alfredo with a laser ray. "Tomorrow, honey. Tomorrow," he blurted.

    "Yes, exactly! How did you--"

    "Tomorrow, honey. Tomorrow," interrupted Alfredo.

    "Hey, I thought you said that this would never happen to you!" Timmy exclaimed. 

    Timmy broke into a run. Alfredo chased him, yelling, "Tomorrow, honey. Tomorrow." all the way, slowly shifting into a giant robot with a laser ray. Timmy then tripped on a large rock.

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