LUMINESCENT: A BNHA x Reader

|8| Handjob Man

Next thing you knew, black mist was surrounding you. "Crap!"

"H-huh?" You were in the mudslide area. "Where am I?" 

"Oh, L/n-San." You stopped wiping off your hero outfit and looked up at him.

"Todoroki-San?" He nodded. "Well, looks like the two kids with two quirks got paired up. Isn't that funny." You chuckled, glancing ahead at some grunts who were trying to hide. "You guys must be dumbasses." 

You and Todoroki both started attacking, and soon every villain was either floating in air with ropes made of literal light or frozen in place.

Todoroki sighed at the villains. "Aren't you embarrassed to lose to children? For God's sake, you're adults. Put up a real fight."

You laughed and wrapped your arm around Todoroki's shoulders. "He's right, you know. And you dare to call yourselves villains." You shook your head and stopped having your arm around him. "Now, where are the actual villains?" Both you and Todoroki sent death glares while you were asking, yours a little more unhinged.

The villains gulped. 

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"The number you have dialed is not in service, or has been temporarily disconnected. Please check the number, and then try again. Thank you." The phone operator cut off as Small Might put his head in his hands.

"I can't get through to Thirteen or Aizawa. Then again, they are teaching. Unlike me. I'm neglecting my duties because I spent the entire morning commute being heroic. An amateur move. What was I thinking? Maybe I should just show up and say something inspiring at the end. Yeah, get a good ten minutes out of my hero form. Time to join my students-"

"Hold your horses!" The dog mouse bear creature exclaimed, sitting him back down. 

All Might bowed. "Hello, Nezu, sir!"

Nezu nodded. "That's me! The one who could be a mouse, or a dog, or a bear, though the only important thing is ...I'm the principal!"

"Your fur looks especially well groomed and glossy today, sir." All Might was still bowing, Nezu grabbing tea.

"The secret is keratin. I'm not sure that humans can get this kind of lustrous shine. But we can talk about grooming later." Nezu coughed. "Look at the news! Shall I read it to you? It says you resolved three incidents in just one hour!" 

All Might grunted and Nezu sighed. "The fault mainly belongs to the ruffians who still cause trouble in this city despite you being here. But you also have to learn not to react every time you hear of an incident. You haven't changed in all these years. You've always been proactive. Only now, your heroism must be limited due to your injury. Plus, you've also got the added work of training One For All's successor. You insist on remaining the Symbol of Peace, and the only way you can justify staying out of the spotlight is by teaching. That's why I gave you this job." Nezu's eyes widened mid sentence. "Oh, dear, you're smoking, that can't be good."

All Might nodded and frowned. 

"It looks like you need to stay here in the lounge and relax a little while longer. The other teachers will understand. They're more than capable. But now that you are a teacher here, All Might, I really do wish you'd prioritize your students over your hero work. They deserve it. After all, there are plenty of other hero agencies working throughout the city."

For the first time since Nezu started talking, All Might actually said something. "Yeah, you're right, principal. So, I was gonna head over to the USJ to make an appearance now, actually, if you don't mind."

"Even if you went now, you'd have to return almost right away. So, you might as well stick around and listen to some of my teaching philosophies. They could prove..." Nezu continued, All Might mentally groaning. 

Great. This is turning into a lecture. Exactly what I needed right now.

"Here, drink up." Nezu pushed the teacup towards him.

He's always so long‐winded whenever there's tea involved. And I'm still a little concerned that I couldn't get in touch with Thirteen or Aizawa. All Might thought to himself, sighing lightly. 

"Let's start by discussing combat pedagogy as viewed through the lens of ethical Quirk use." Nezu started before he was interrupted.

"You know, you haven't changed much all these years, either, sir."

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"Where is everyone?" Iida shouted towards Shoji, fighting a villain. 

"They've been scattered across the facility, but our classmates are still here."

Sero was running and attempting to attack Purple Shadow Man. "What do we do? The guy's not affected by physical attacks and can apparently teleport stuff!" He was trying his hardest to use tape, but to no avail. 

"Class rep!" Thirteen yelled, turning her attention to Iida. "Run to the school and tell the faculty what's going on here. The alarms aren't sounding, and our phones and radios are useless right now. One of these villains must be to blame. Even though Eraser Head is canceling people's Quirks left and right, we're still completely sealed off from the outside world. Likely, whoever is causing this interference hid as soon as they warped into the USJ. They could be anywhere. Impossible to hunt down. It'll be faster for you to run and get help than for us to find whoever's jamming everything."

"Yes, but It would be disgraceful for me to leave you all behind!"

"Just go Emergency Exit!" Sero glanced at Iida through the corner of his eyes. "There are lots of alarms outside. That's why they're keeping all of us trapped inside the USJ, right? As long as you can get outside, they won't follow. Blow this bastard mist away with those Engine Legs!" 

"Use your Quirk to save others. Be a real hero!" Thirteen chimed in, Iida filling with determination. 

Iida gasped at their declarations.

"I can help you out!" Ochaco beamed at him, waving. " Just like I did when I floated you in the cafeteria! Please, class rep. Do it!" 

"Even if this is your only option, are you really foolish enough to strategize in front of your enemy?" Kurogiri walked up, laughing slightly. 

"It won't matter if you know what we're planning or not when I'm done with you." Thirteen's finger cap thingy opened. "Black Hole!" 

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You and Todoroki were running towards the center plaza. Please be okay...!

That's when you heard a very familiar voice. "Everyone, let's hold our own until Iida gets back with help! We'll be okay!" Uraraka is safe!

A/N: So yah, fun. Uhhh I guess here's a fun fact. She also knows a certain spiky bun villain that'll appear later in the story. Stay tuned for chapter nine, Game Over!