Holy carp what a long title-
Thanks T3st4cc0unt again for the request of a PT2 sorry if this was short
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As you were coming back from the super market from buying snacks for yourself, your two obsessive boyfriends were out doing their duty and jobs, while you stayed home did whatever you did to keep yourself company, you started to zine out.
Until you bump into someone, all your snacks fall with you.
"Oh! My ba-....d"
"Ow, oh sorry I kinda zoned out..woops hehe..."
They stared at you until helping you up and collecting your snacks for you.
"Hi, my name is Plum, what's yours cutie?"
You blushed. Why. Why did every single cookie you meet or seen ONCE have a crush on you.. this was absolutely weird.
"Hi I'm Y/n"
You twirled your hair abit (if you have any, sorry😭👍)
He walked you home, you kinda liked his style, and the way the didn't obsess over you...unlike your two weird as heck boyfriends that try to kill each other anytime they are alone.
"So Y/n, do you have any...lovers.."
"Oh I have two obsessive boyfriends that try to kill each other for me. Lol"
"I can be your only boyfriend if you let me take care of the two...pests"
"Please don't tell me your like them.."
"Huh?"
"Wait...HUH?!"
As you said that you saw the two running full speed towards you.(like sonic)
"Y/N!!! MY LOVE" -ninja
"MY DEAR!!!" -rebel
"Oh no."
"So these are the pests, don't worry my love I'll take care of them for you~"
Please don't murder my lovely idiots you thought to yourself
The two got stopped by Plum cookie
"Stop Y/n is not worthy of your g- OMG NINJA?!"
"Ah yes, Hello Plum, Y/n is my lover? Why are..."
"DUMB ASS HE IS TRYING TO TAKE Y/N AWAY FROM US"
"WAIT HUH?!"
"OMG YOU ARE THE OBESSIVE BOYFRIEND THEY TALKED ABOUT?!"
As they were shouting, you slowly went inside without them noticing... well rebel followed too
"Welp Y/n it's just us now-"
"REBEL YOU BETTER NOT VIOLATE THEM"
"aw ok"
"HUH?!... Ima just put my snacks away -_-"
As the three went into the backyard to battle for your love.. you noticed Plum was actually with them..
WAIT IS PLUM BATTLING THEM?! Oh shit he has a gun
As Plum pulled a glock out to shoot the two that ran toward Plum in battle mode, you hit the three with a frying pan
BONK
"OW SHIT"
"DEARR, WHY DID YOU DO THAT??"
"OWWWWIEEE WHY CUTIE"
"Stop fighting over me, I know I have amazing looks😎, but you guys gotta stop trying to murder each other for me, Plum can be in out relationship-UNDER ONE CONDITION..."
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"Plum it's so nice to have you joining us for movie night!"
"I DIPS TO CUDDLE DEAR Y/N" -Rebel
"I GO SECOND " -Plum
" WHY AM I ALWAYS LAST?!" - ninja
As rebel becomes the big spoon while Plum hugs your leg ninja sits on the ground near you.
Your starting a yandere Harem. Maybe more can join soon? Who knows maybe, maybe not
END(?)
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