Chapter 2 : Detention Is Infinite

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Location: Omnia Academy - Box Club

We open with our favorite/not favorite club in Omnia, the Box Club. They were just getting ready for a meeting when the leader noticed that they were one member short.

Box Club Leader : Wait, where's Mario ?

Just then, he felt his phone vibrate. He got it from his robe pocket and saw the missing member was calling him.

Box Club Leader : Hello ?

Mario : Hey, it's-a-me, I'm going to be helping out one of my friends with their club, so I won't be able to make the meeting today, sorry.

Box Club Leader : No problem, Mario. Just be sure to try and make the next one, alright ?

Mario : Of course. See ya.

As Mario ended the phone call, the leader then went to pray in front of a tapestry of a familiar looking black box with red trimmings.

Box Club Leader: Oh dear God Box, we hope our sacrifices have been divine. We pray for the arrival of your promised deliverer. The arrival of our messiah! For they will show us the way to your divine power!

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The Power Club

It's only been a couple of weeks since the two girls started college. Meggy's been having a bit of fun learning how to be a coach. However, she has been getting a bit more stressed. Due to both her class and Mario's weird antics. I mean, just last week, he interrupted her class for a pizza party. Then, he got bit by a radioactive spider (which he was responsible for), and he gained powers and kept doing some weird dance thing. Then, he accidentally turned Luigi evil. Villains came out of a wormhole. Spider people came out of another wormhole. Then they ate so much pizza that they both lost their powers. It was weird, honestly.

Melony, on the other hand, was kind of the opposite of Meggy. She wasn't having as much fun with her class as Meggy was with hers, but she wasn't as stressed as the smol bean. Right now, Kawashima instructed the class to do neck rolls, an exercise that Melony didn't really see the point of.

Melony : Um, excuse me. How does this help me control my powers ?

Dr. Kawashima, annoyed : You dare question my teaching methods ?!

Melony : No, I'm sorry...

Dr. Kawashima : One more peep out of you and it's DETENTION !!

And so, Melony immediately went back to doing the exercise.

Dr. Kawashima : Good. Now, like I said. Gentle, smooth rotations.

As the floating head instructed the class, Melony still did not see how exactly this would help control her powers. You know, the reason she came to college in the first place! Her thoughts were interrupted as she heard some of her friends screaming. She heard the sound getting closer and closer. Then abruptly, Mario, SMG4, and Meggy came crashing through the wall, taking Melony along for the ride and almost hit the instructor if he hadn't gotten out of the way quick enough. The four then slowly got up, still trying to recover from... whatever the hell just happened.

*Record Scratch, then Freeze Frame*
Background Music: Beginning of "The Who - Baba O'Riley"

*Record Scratch, then Freeze Frame*Background Music: Beginning of "The Who - Baba O'Riley"

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