Tomarry: I love ya, you little shit.

Narcissist much?

   

    Harry: Is it really gonna work? 

    Tom: Have some faith in me, Harry, now will you? *he was irritated*

    Harry: Oh, I'm sorry for having no faith in the oh-so-great Tom Riddle, the Slytherin Heir and all that rubbish. *Note the sarcasm, it's dropping heavily.*

     Tom: Yeah, and all that rubbish. *he rolled his eyes and went back to checking the runes*

      Harry: ... I really can't do this, with you, anymore. *sighing heavily*

       Tom: You know you love me too much to leave me all by myself to get caught. *narcissistic smiling*

       Harry: Honestly, Tom.. you are the biggest narcissist person I've ever met in the whole world.

        Tom: If these runes do their work correctly, then you might find out if I'm the biggest narcissist in different universes too. So be patient and sit pretty, while being quiet, will you now?

        Harry: And I just hope that I can prove myself correct in every universe as well then.

         Me: I mean.. if Harry is really correct in every universe, it's not my fault, is it?

[ For context, if you didn't understand what happened above; the thing is, Harry is immortal with Tom so as to say, they get bored very easily. But don't worry, Tom has only two horcruxes, Harry ( the reason Harry is immortal ) and Nagini ( which he hasn't made into a horcrux yet ). So as they are bored, Tom decides to travel universes, which is actually dangerous and all, but do they care? Fuck no. They don't. And that's why this exists. ]

Date of publication: 1st June, 2024
( 01.06.2024 ) Saturday
Word count: 267