Tomarry: I love ya, you little shit.

Yes he would.

   

   Harry: What's more idiotic: Dying while riding a broom, or Dying while riding a dick?

    Tom: Well, it depends, you see, on whose dick we're talking, or rather, dying on.

    Harry: What if it's yours?

    Tom: Well, are you going to ride me first then?

     Harry: I don't know where you get all that confidence from, Riddle.

     Tom: Just answer the question-

     Harry: Ok, yes. Yes I would.

  Me: Harry- dear, you don't ask that type of question to Tom Marvolo Riddle. He's gonna end up making you regret asking him, in one way or another.

Date Published: 9th October, 2022.
( 09.10.2022 )

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