For the first time in history, everyone in Bonk plans to meet up in real life to do a track meet and it goes through. They rent out a big stadium with staff working and everything. There will be 6 events and this will work through process of elimination. Get last 2 in one of them and you are out unless someone dies during the event. The events are 100 meter, 5k meter, pole vault, relay race, long jump, and javelin. The contestants are Goblin, Andres, Matt, Brady, Pixel, Datclown, Eli, Fade, Gamified, Lelan, Soviet, Mr. Waluigi, Vig, Owan, Pyre, SilveredFred, and Bpewn. They all walk into the stadium, expecting a huge crowd but walk in to see no one in the audience. They continue anyways as its time for the first event. The relay race. Since there is an odd number of people, we get a randomized wheel to decide who gets safety for this event. It spins and lands on SilveredFred of all people who starts to celebrate as he gets to go on the sidelines now and facetime his wife. He facetimes her just to watch her get her pussy destroyed by the geek on the cover for the Datclown story. SilveredFred jerks his tiny penis while watching them and cums all over the screen in just seconds. Now we have the relay race teams which were randomized. Team 1 consists of Goblin, Soviet, Brady, and Pixel. Team 2 has Eli, Lelan, Fade, and Pyre. Team 3 is Mr. Waluigi, Datclown, Owan, and Bpewn. Team 4 has Andres, Vig, Matt, and Gamified. The players starting each team off is Brady, Eli, Owan, and Vig. The starting pistol is fired off as each racer starts dashing and sprinting to their partner. But team 2 is slaxing as Eli stands there like the NPC he is and pings @everyone again like last time. But luckily for team 2 the starting pistol that was fired accidentally had a real bullet in it. So it lands in the middle of Eli's head and straight up kills him. So now his partner Lelan has to run to him and get his baton and then run back to his next partner. All because he wanted to be an NPC and ping @everyone like the faggot he is. Everyone passes it to their partner. Lelan just barely catching up to everyone else. Now everyone else is dashing to the next partner. Unfortunately for team 1, Soviet has not been outside or has done physical activity in years after the tragic day where he discovered rule 34 and could jack it to splatoon girls on there. So Soviet has not even bought new clothing or shoes in years so he is wearing 5 year old dirty shoes. So the soles of his shoes scrape off and now he is running barefoot, his feet basically dragging across the floor, making them bleed and rot with each step. The foul stench of his feet do manage to slow down the other races though as they need to catch themselves for breath. But after that problem, everyone passes it to their partner. Matt is now trying to run as fast as humanly possible because he needs to pass it to Andres, the world's slowest runner and needs to give Andres as much time as possible. So he gets to Andres in just 6 seconds. Andres immediately starts running as fast as he can to the finish line, which happens to be 0.5 miles per hour. It takes everyone else a bit before they pass it to their partner. Now everyone is dashing for the finish line. Andres was given enough time, luckily to make it so team 4 is safe. Goblin is the next to make it. Giving team 1 safety as well. Now its between pyre from team 2 and Bpewn from team 3. It was really close and it seemed like Pyre would win. But Pyre looked to the sidelines and saw his mother cheering for him. This for some reason, enraged him and he stopped running and went over to his mom to punch her in the face and violently and viciously beat her up to a pulp. This helps Bpewn win for team 3. Team 2 is eliminated so all the members are lined up against a wall as they are all shot by a rocket launcher, one by one. Now the teams are split for the rest of the events. Now its time for the 100 meter. Everyone lines up and gets ready to run. The starting pistol is fired, no bullet this time. Brady has good speed for short distances and manages to finish in first place for the first time for anything in his life. Then Matt finishes as well as Gamified and Goblin. Next its Owan, Datclown, Bpewn, Pixel, and SilveredFred. Its a tough one between Mr. Waluigi and Andres and Soviet. Soviet's feet, still destroyed from earlier are barely keeping him going. Andres is barely even alive as he is sweating and panting and drenched in sweat. Then Mr. Waluigi is barely running as he is too distracted playing the worst game ever, Overwatch 2. Andres decides to be smart and uses Body Slam to move himself forward more and to the finish line, just barely beating the others. Mr. Waluigi is killed by being bashed in by a violent drunk homeless man and his hammer. Soviet is killed by being force fed squid ink from his favorite game splatoon. He is blown up by the amount fed to him and pops like a balloon. His guts and blood flying everywhere. Now its time for the 5k dash. Everyone gets prepared and ready to run this lengthy race of 12 and a half laps around the track. The race is started by the starting pistol. It all starts out fine but after everyone's first lap, SilveredFred collapses to the ground and is about to die from exhaustion. He is barely even breathing as he can't go an hour without seeing his wife get fucked by another man. He chokes and vomits as he is eventually dead. Andres is enraged and now, Andres wants revenge for his fallen Fatso in arms. To make things even better, Andres sees some food at the finish line, motivating him further as he, in a millisecond runs the rest of the laps, just to eat some food. Everyone is shocked but tries to keep going. Now that SilveredFred died that means whoever finishes last is eliminated. Now its the final lap and everyone is drenched and covered in sweat as everyone is barely breathing. Brady is almost at the finish line with many others. But he sees in the distance, the sun rising up. He stops for a moment and stares in awe as he says "Wow, this might be the biggest time change ever..." But because of this it cost him the game as everyone else crosses the finish line. He is led to a tank full of piranhapewns. Before he dies he says "This is so cawny!" As he is shoved into the pool of piranhas that bite away at him as he screams in terror and pain with his blood turning the water blood red. Now its time for the pole vault. Everyone takes turns doing it. Datclown starts us off as he unsurprisingly attempts to do it but somehow the pole lands right through his heart, impaling him and killing him in seconds, leaving his corpse on the pole. Now this leaves room for only one more person to be eliminated. Gamified decides to be smart and uses his Wizz Blue light cheaters rizz on the baddie working on the event. It somehow works as she lets him pass. Andres is faced with a huge challenge but decides to use body slam again and holds the pole with him, making it over the bar and landing perfectly. Matt tries and does it decently, as well as Pixel and Goblin. And so does everybody else, besides Owan and Bpewn. Bpewn knows damn well Owan could beat him so he decides to not be a spaz and takes the pole and pierce the pole right through Owan's face, giving Bpewn the win. Now its time for the 2nd last event. The long jump. Matt starts off and does it pretty good, getting good distance. Pixel transforms into Pixelated Bowser and gets a really good jump. Goblin attempts it and gets a mid jump. Andres turn now and he once again, uses body slam to get a good jump. Bpewn tries and gets a mid jump, barely beating goblin's. Vig tries and does terrible as he gets distracted by rule 34 of Roy Koopa in the distance. Gamified once again is smart and rizzes up the staff and passes, to save energy for the last event. Everyone else does decent. Goblin drops to knees as he cries profusely. He has lost and decides to kill 2 more people before he dies out of spite. He shoots Vig and Matt and then himself in the face. Now its the final 3 between Andres and Gamified and Bpewn. They step up to the Javelin throw arena. Andres runs fast ahead as he pretends the javelin is a slim jim and throws it as far as he can and reaches the distance of 1000 yards. Bpewn steps up and runs fast as he does a measly and wimpy distance of 50 yards. Now its Gamifieds turn as he manages to throw it for a distance of 1001 yards. Andres's eyes turn red as he promised to get revenge and body slams Gamified and Bpewn, killing them. He celebrates as thinks he won but suddenly Pac-Man from only the TV show runs in and eats him. Pac-Man of all people from the TV show has won the Bonk Track Meet
