The pit works in mysterious ways

The Stakeout

As the three women were at Ann house in the morning eating breakfast. Ann was pouring Leslie a cup of coffee, while simultaneously Leslie was putting chocolate syrup in the same cup.

Olivia was rather conflicted. She felt bad not telling Ann about Andy being in the pit. But Andy had sworn her to secrecy. He used his 'best friend rights' as he calls them. Olivia, worried for Andy's safety, asked him to move out of the pit and he said 'no'! He refused Olivia because he needed to be close to Ann's house apparently. She did go down there to make sure he was alive once every couple of days and he seemed fine. Dirty but fine.

"I just want to check one last time that you're okay about this date with Mark." Ann asks Leslie for the umpteenth time.

"Oh, my God. I'm so fine with it, Ann. Seriously. It's so fine." Leslie treasures before  putting whipped cream in her coffee.

"As long as you and I are cool."

"You know my code. Hoes before bros."

"Got it."

"Ovaries before brovaries." Olivia adds before stuffing a waffle in her mouth.

"Ooo, good one sis." Leslie compliments then eating the whipped cream. "You make such good coffee."

"Look, I know you're saying you're okay with it, but I've been in this position before, and I had a friend who dated an ex, and I said I was okay, but I wasn't, actually. It was kind of weird." Ann confesses.

"But the thing is, Mark isn't my ex. You know, we slept together six years ago." Leslie says take a moment to be serious. "Anyway, I'm over it. Or am I? I'm just kidding."

"I'm just worried for you Ann, he's a whore and I don't want you to get hurt." Olivia looks at Ann with a worried gaze, while also gnawing on the waffle.

"Don't worry Olivia." Ann reassures. "He's been acting a lot nicer ever since he hit his head in the pit."

"That pit works in a mysterious way..." Olivia muttered to herself while the two other women nodded.

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"This is one of my greatest brainstorms ever. A community garden, right in the middle of the pit. We're encouraging people to just come out and plant whatever they want. And Tom, Olivia and I sometimes get here early and help out."

Leslie tells the cameras as Olivia weeds part of the tomatoes. And Tom sits on a lawn chair and sunbathes.

"It's so hot. I had to get some more iced tea." Tom gasped at the heat before taking a sip.

"People have just really embraced this and planted the coolest stuff. And Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything. Right, Tom?" Leslie gives the camera a tour of the garden.

"Those are, of course, tomatoes, or Soulja Boy Tell 'Ems." Tom says in all seriousness and tries not to look auspices when Olivia throws him a mildly confused look.

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"Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers." Tom confesses.

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"And those over there?"

"Those are some Diddys. Those are some Bone Thugs-n-Harmony-ums right here."

"Growing beautifully."

"Those Ludacrises are coming in great."

"Look, someone planted something new. What's this? What do you think, carrots?" Leslie says holding up a leaf that looks like dope.