Nargucuga: Girlypop, your defense mechanism is bubbles, how are you still alive?
Mizitzune: I DON'T KNOW BITCH I'M SUPRISED MYSELF.
Nargucuga: Sister, do you pounce?
Mizitzune: Nope.
Nargucuga: Yeah, you're dead.
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If Monster Hunter Monsters Could Talk
HumorA random joke thing I made. Also Capcom made Monster Hunter lol.
Sister, Do You Pounce?
Nargucuga: Girlypop, your defense mechanism is bubbles, how are you still alive?
Mizitzune: I DON'T KNOW BITCH I'M SUPRISED MYSELF.
Nargucuga: Sister, do you pounce?
Mizitzune: Nope.
Nargucuga: Yeah, you're dead.