tile floor pov once again
the boba tea turned to life and started sucking off bob- "what.the.fuck" i whispered to myself. the boba literally was sucking bob's dick with its straw- at least now i know he's a man now- moans echoed the place louder and louder and louder, until i burst out saying, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!". "uhm, nothing? i'm just drinking this matcha boba tea-" bob answered. i rub my eyes a couple times and i first i see darkness until i see that he was actually drinking the boba and not the other way around. "oh- uh- sorry, my bad- i uh- thought you were doing something else heh heh-".
bob pov
what the hell is wrong with this tile floor??? doesn't it know i can read minds?? whatever, i just wanna know the name of this thing. "hey, so like, what is your name since you know mine" i questioned. "so like you know how you don't know what you are and stuff?" it started saying, "well i don't know much of myself either- like my name-". "oh-". "well can i give you a name?" i exclaimed. "i guess-" the floor replied. hmmmm what is a name for this thing?? well, it has massive titties, thick thighs, a thin waist, skinny, hmmmmm...... i know! "maya!" i said aloud. "hm, okay." they replied. "also uhm.. are you able to leave this place?". maya suddenly went quiet then slowly demorphed back to an ordinary tile floor.

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