Noir: My name is Peter Parker.
Peni: My name is Peni Parker.
Spider-Ham: My name is Peter Porker.
Noir/Peni/Spider-Ham: I was bitten by a radioactive spider/pig.
Noir: In my universe it's 1933 and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams and I like to fight Nazi's a lot.
Peni: I'm from New York in the year 2135. I have a psychic link with a spider that lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends!
Noir: Sometimes I let a match stick run down my fingertips, just to something, anything.
Spider-Ham: I'm a photographer for the daily begull. When I'm not pooching around I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance and I do this with my pants!
Peter B: Okay! That's enough! So Uh how did you get here?
Noir: Well it's kind of a long story.
Noir:*shrugs*Maybe not that long.
Peni: Now, we're just trying to find a way home.
Sp//dr then gives a sad face emoji on its screen.
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Into The Spider-Verse X Male Reader
AçãoMeet Y/n Watson Parker. He comes from a universe where his parents, Peter Parker, the original Spider-Man, and Mary Jane, a renowned model settled down and had family. After the birth of Y/n, Peter gave up being Spider-Man leaving it up to his clone...