"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy so like! welcome to like starbuckss!! Our menu is full of sugar and diabetic shit, We also sell CandyCaneKissedSoup, It has 69 bags of sugar, 2 bags of salt, 4 boxes of peppermint, And shattered glass off wishhhhh!!"
"Can I get pumpkin spi-"
"SHUT UP 👹 anywaysssssssss so um like I am your host 'Catsa', But Cat or Cats for short ofcccccc!! Anyhow it also comes with whip cream to shave so yes queennnn!!!! Anyways so what the flickering flicks can I get yaa?"
"Can I get pumpkin spi-"
"OMG LIKE EW. You like pumpkin spice lattes??? UGH who eats all that sugar and spices like it's June 11th not December 25th.. October is so like closeeeee"
"..." Venca uses his telekinesis and breaks the sign where the person speaks out of and drives to the window to see catsa, an ugly person, Basically me but ugly lmao -
"Uhm so uhm i got your spicey pumpkin latte, AND DONT SMOKE OR LITTER OR I WILL NOT RESIST YELLING AT YOU."
"What do ya want High on crack dude?" "Shattered glass" "Gimme shattered glass"
Catsa smashed the window and put the glass in a cup and put a whole bag of sugar into the cup with glass "Here I'm so done with life." She gives it to them and rolls up the window for them and dissappears
And they drive off "Omg this is cheap glass"
#JusticeForCrackstone /j
"Want some high tech glass?" "YASSSSS" they smashed a window from a luxury house and put it in the cup "High and low quality rulez"
YOU ARE READING
A cursed fanfic - Crackstone × Venca
FanfictionWHY DID I MAKE THIS LMAO originally made in 2023 June 2nd, This is a joke don't be mad
