Chapter 3: Hello Hellhole

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The gang was sitting in front of the TV, ready to watch a movie Tord Bought. jake and milo were eating a pizza edd ordered.

Edd: So, Tord, what movie did you get?

Tord: Oh, it's a classic! Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell Three!

Tord throws the DVD to Tom, who catches it. He puts it into the DVD player. The movie begins by showing a logo for Puniversal, however the TV catches fire and breaks, Causing Jake To jump in surprise.

Milo: Aw, Man.

Edd: Well that was... eventful. Now what are we gonna do?

Tord: Hmm...Wouldn't be fun if we could go to helllllll?

Edd: Hahaha, yeah. But how would we find out how to get there?

Jake: Yeah Tord, how would we even?

Suddenly, light bulbs shine over everyone's heads, except for Matt's, whose head shows a hamster running on a wheel. Cut to the computer screen, specifically Google, where Edd googles "how to get to hell". As everyone is watching around him, he clicks the third result which says "Click here to go to Hell instantly". An elevator for Hell rises out of the ground and into the house.

Tom and Milo, simultaniously: How convenient!

Edd: Let's go to hell!

Everyone runs into the elevator instantly, except for Matt who walks in with an annoyed face.

Tom: Wheeeee!!!

Tord: Woohoo!

Edd: Broccoli!

Jake: Oh, boy. This is going to be weird.

Everyone stands boredly in the elevator as it moves and calm music plays. Edd looks at his watch. In reality, however, the elevator is dropping very quickly and moving in all directions while rock music plays. The gang is still unphased by this as the calm music continues to play. The elevator finally drops and lets everyone out. The same scenario happens as when they entered, everyone runs out happily while Matt walks out annoyed.

Tom: Weeeee!!!

Tord: Woohoo!

Edd: Broccoli!

They all walk to a door which labels as "Tourists" and goes inside, except for Tom, as i saw the door close. We then came to a cliff and looked out at hell.

Tord: So this is hell. What a sight. 

I then saw people with severe injuries are seen running around in fear, one of which is being chased by a devil with a hockey mask and a chainsaw. Another is running from what i assume to be a dinosaur. In the background, many devils and burning people are seen in fire.

Milo: Hell Is cool!

We then Saw a Demon Squashing "Sinners" with a large hammer. matt was taking pictures with a camera he somehow brought. After that, we came up to a cafe called the zombeh cafe.

Edd: Hey, let's get something to eat!

We all Enter the cafe and took our seats. After a while, a zombie waiter came up to us holding bloody menus and groaned.

Edd: Yes, thank you, we'd like to see the menu.

The zombie waiter handed us menus. we were all disgusted with what we saw.

Tord: Ewwwww!

Matt: Hey, wait a minute, why am I on the menu?

Milo: What? let me see. *see's that it has freshly caught Matt on the menu* Oh.

Edd: I think we'll just order some drinks.

-Timeskip-

The zombie waiter brings us cups of blood. Everyone looks at their drinks suspiciously, with Matt finding an eye in his. Suddenly, Edd Realizes something.

Edd: Hang on, where's Tom?!

I was wondering that too, and then Tom falls in from the ceiling, still screaming.

Edd: Oh, nevermind.

Everyone sits in surprise as Tom is now on the table

After leaving the cafe, we see everyone walking into a room labelled "Personal Hells. tom was the one who noticed it.

Tom: Hey look, personal Hells!

As they walk through the room, they are greeted by Lucifer at a lobby desk. Glass is heard breaking.

Lucifer: Ugh, always tourists, never girl scouts.

Lucifer stands up and introduces himself.

Lucifer: I am Lucifer, lord of Hell!

Edd: Can we call you Lucy?

Lucifer: No! Now follow me to your own PERSONAL HELL!

Edd approaches his personal Hell. He walks inside to find himself at a cola vending machine. He puts in a quarter for a drink, however, nothing happens. He slams the door shut and shakes with fear. Next is Matt, who is greeted by multiple variants of Edd.

Edds: Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! What's up?

Matt: AAAAAAAAA-

Matt screams as he slams his door shut. He, too, shakes in fear. After Matt is Tom, who is met with a black man.

Black Man: Hey, I'm a black man-!

Tom: AAAAAHHHHH! Wait, I'm not racist.

Black Man: -from outer space!

Tom: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Tom slams his door shut, shaking with fear. Next is Jake, who is encountered by his friends, they all seem angry.

Hailey: I can't believe that you would do this Jake.

Milly: we shouldn't have let you in here

Jake: Guys-

Zander: Get out, jake, And never come back.

Jake: No, NO, NOOOOOO

Jake slams his door shut, also shaking in fear and on the verge of tears. Next is Milo, who see's Jake on top of a tall building and starts to panic.

Milo: Jake, JAKE! don't jump!

Jake: I'm sorry, Milo. But they don't want me.

He Jumps off the building and Milo slams his door shut, he too shakes in fear. Finally is Tord, who is encountered by a jukebox. He presses the play button only to find it plays his most hated song, . He presses the button again, but it repeats the song. He does this multiple times for the same result. He eventually punches the jukebox until it breaks, muting the song. Just as he smiles with relief, the song begins to play again, catching him by surprise. He slams the door and, like everyone else, shakes with fear. Cut to Lucifer reading a book as the gang walks away, traumatised.

Lucifer: Don't forget to visit the gift shop!

After they visit the gift shop, with jake and milo a little bit happier, they walk through an exit.

Demon:Bye-Bye! Visit again soon! Thanks for visiting! See you in six months!

Tom: Wait, what?!

The demon closes the door.

Another Chapter Done! Next one is Breakfast. I hope You enjoyed.

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