Chapter 2: Spares

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The gang thought tonight they would go to a movie called the big named monster. they all sat down as the movie played.

Tough Hero Guy: Finally, we defeated the super powerful demon mutant zombie pirate magic ninja evil overlord from hell and outer space.

Nerd: No we didn't it's right behind you.

Tough Hero Guy: Oh...

The actor gets eaten by the monster as Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Jake, and milo watched. the movie was over and they all left the theater.

Edd: "I think it's safe to say that was the best film EVER!"

Tord: Indeed it was.

Tom: Yeah.

Matt: Absolutely.

Jake: it was alright.

Milo: That was Awesome!

Edd: I bet millions of people are going to see it.

Tord: definitely.

Tom: nobody will ever love me.

Matt: without a doubt.

Jake: I hope so.

Milo: yeah

--meanwhile--

The evil director was looking at the viewers my movie brought in. he's not so happy about it

Bing: Six viewers?! How did my film only get Six viewers?! Don't they know how many monkeys I had to tape together to make that monster? MANY!

His assistant, Larry is behind him.

Bing:  How can this be? How is it possible?! Nobody has ever seen a movie like this!

Larry:  Apart from Godzilla, King Kong, Jurassic Park.

Bing: There has to be some way to get more than 6 people to watch my film!

Larry: Make a better one?

Suddenly, I got an idea.

Bing: YES! That's perfect! If I take the 6 people that came to my film and we multiply the mass of the route of the volume over the common denominator divided by π (pi) and remove 3 decimal places then it will result in my film being successful.

I go to a tarp covering something and pull it off, revealing a monkey in a strange machine

Bing: It's a good job I used the leftover monkeys to make this cloning machine.

Larry: And how's that supposed to help?

Bing: "Isn't it obvious? If 6 people came to see my film and I make 6 million clones of those 6 people, then I'll get at least 666 more viewers!

Larry: And how exactly do you intend to clone them?

Bing: With the DNA left on their seats! Hahaha! HAHAHA!!

The Machine started to make the clones of Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Jake, and Milo. shaping their bodies, giving them brains, and sending them into the theater to watch the movie. They are just at the part with the giant crabs.

Moving Target: Watch out for the giant crabs!!

Tough Hero guy: Hah, That's what she said!

The clones started to laugh at the scene, with some saying its funny.

Tom clone: Wait, how is that funny?

suddenly, a buzzer sounded and a claw carried him into a reject room

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