Ok, I know what your thinking "it's not christmas so how is this set during summer?" Well its simple, this is a flashback chapter when jake was 11 and was with edd for christmas, while milo was still 7 and celebrating with their parents. so enjoy.
Uncle Edd and Milo were out shopping for groceries so it was just me, Matt, Tom, and Tord in the house. I was looking at a photo album i found on our bookshelf, seeing all the memories Uncle Edd had put. until, i see a picture of us in the snow with tom holding a rocket launcher. it was labeled "jake's first christmas"
Jake, Thinking: Oh wow, My first christmas. I was just 11 years old at the time. I even remember that Zombie Santa.
--Flashback--
Edd was with a 11 year old jake. We walking home with groceries, suddenly, theysee Tom on the roof. Edd told Jake to take the groceries inside and he did.
Edd: Err Tom, What are you doing?
Tom: Celebrating Christmas. Why what do you think it looks like?
Edd: Err, trying to kill Santa Claus?
Tom: Hahaha oh, you got me Edd.
Edd: But I thought the real Santa Claus died centuries ago...
Tom: Really? Well, we will just see about that. *looks into his scope and see's something* Aah ha! *is shocked* Uhh, get inside!
Edd: What?!
Tom: NOW!
I go into the house and stand next to Matt and Jake. We Hear Tom trying to shoot santa on the roof.
Tom: Bring it on! (Explosion) ARGHHH!! (Explosion) Oops I missed!
As Tom is doing this, Tord Rises from the floor, listening as well to what tom is doing.
Tom: Oh yeah? Take this! (Explosion) OUCH! Bear trap! Uh Oh! ARGHHHH!!
Tom then screams and comes down from the chimney, battered.
Jake: Mr. Tom!
Edd: The hell was that?
Tom: Uhhh, you don't wanna know...
They Help Tom out of the chimney with Jake falling over in the process. He then see "Santa" stop at that house.
Tom: Hey, he just stopped at that house over there! Hey, I just stated the obvious! Ooo! Look a chair! *points to a chair*
Edd: Uhhhh yeah, let's go for a closer look!
Jake Grabbed his coat and started to get all giddy, He was gonna meet santa, Thats like a kid's dream come true. He could finally tet that microphone He wanted. We all headed across the street to the house santa stopped at. As they looked through the window, we look at tom, who somehow got up on the roof until gravity came and threw him a curveball by falling down. We see "Santa" putting presents under a tree until the lights come on.
Girl: Santa?
Zanta (imma call him zanta from here on out) turned his head and saw a little girl and boy. he walks up to them.
Zanta: Don't worry children! You're both on the nice list this year! *the children smiled* Except you!! *they both frowned*
Zanta Ate the boys head as the girl watched in horror. Zanta finished and threw the girl a teddy bear.
Girl: But, wha?
No One's POV
The Gang all looked in shock and Jake looked like he was about to cry and throw up due to the blood
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A musician and his uncle (Discontinued)
FanfictionAfter the events of episode 10 part 1, jake has been bullied a lot at school thanks to zoey, so his parents send him and milo to live with their uncle Edd. Join jake, milo, edd, tom, tord and matt as they go on crazy adventures. TMF Belongs to rosyc...
